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Abraham Lincoln did a lot as the head of this unizzle.
unizzle by Adel7 January 1, 2008
Words you can keep

State of the Unizzle Address 

The type of State of the Union speech that Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle might give.
State of the Unizzle Address

"My fellow Americans, wazzzzaaaaaa! You pimps and hos have been doin' a good job, fa sho. I wanna give a holla to my dog over in SoCal - and also wanna holla at my dogs in NYC. We keep that shit real ya heeeard me peeps!

My fellow American playas and hot mammas and baby daddies and homies, we are faced with a great threat today. This is some serious shit yall. I want yall to listen to me very very fuckin seriously carefully ok. I didn't go to the school of Hard Knocks Ivy on Dubs Law Academy for nuthin, bitches. I know this shit is for real. I didn't grajjjawate with a .44 for nothin bitches - I know my shit ya heard me dogs.

So here's the deal - we gotta bust a cap in Irans head OK. Those bitches are gettin fuckin sick and straight-up evil ya know. So let's teach those bitches a good nice lesson, ya heeaaard. I am making a proposition that we bust a cap up in their ass too.

Oh and they definitely got weapons of massive destruction - no doubt. No doubt my peeps. Just yesterday I saw on the news that they were making fire! Fire, bitches! That's some seriously dangerous shit! That's chemical weaponry by the way, capable of mass murder and annihilation.

So we got that straight now and u all feel me, aight bitches? OK, next on the agenda is the school policy.

There is no doubtation to me that school is very vital and very good for the whole nation. So remember kids - stay in school, be cool, don't be a fool, don't be a tool, don't play pool... ooh bitches I'm bout to start rappin fa'sho!

Hey all my bitches, here me out -

Stay in school, fa'sho
keep it cool, ya know
stay in school, be a pimp
Dress up cool, don't limp
Stay in school, be smart
Don't fail class, do yo part
Stay in school, fa'sho
keep it cool, ya know

Thanks my bitches and dogs. I think that you all are doin' a great job, I think you all are currently off the heezy, but we could try to up it to off the laweezy fa sheezy ya heard.

Oh yeah, I forgot dammit! TAXES -Oh shit! Ummm.. ey , first of all peeps - I love u all. I really do love you all my bitches and thugs. You all are great. But look, ummm... I can't lie to you - we need some more cash money, we need some more moolah.

So this is the plan aight - I'm gonna keep it simple. I'm going to start going on tour all over the United States continent and having concerts, and you all gotta come and pay 50 dollars per person to listen to me rap and do stand-up comedy. This will generate at least a couple bazillion more benjamins for us. Cuz really yall - I mean my Air Force One needs a major makeover. I mean, come on - I definitely need to get the 98" inch dubs on that baby. I need to be stuntin when I travel to places like Japanesy, and France and China, and Germanium.

You all get my flow right? Yall feel me right babies? aight, fa'sho

Oh, and God Bless America by the way. Fa'sho. aight catch yall later - I got some biznass I gottsta do - I gotta do my hustling ya know... aight peeps, peace out!

T-Unizzle 

The izzle word for t-unit
T-unizzle is off hizzle fo shizzle dizzle
T-Unizzle by tunit255555 October 12, 2003
a person who loves birds from pakistan. Loves liqs and nics but always has a fun time. but always hates on al
Yo ubizzle, liqs?
ubizzle by bigdragonslayer March 29, 2021
Urizzle is ebonics for Uranus.
I see urizzle my nizzle.
urizzle by Godknown May 2, 2007
ghetto punk from the streets.
Damn that uizzle is not fo shizzle.
uizzle by My mom September 10, 2004
1. Unreal. (Outrageously so)

2. When someone is acting so much like another person you mutually know, it's completely outrageous. Usually only when the before mentioned person is completely hammered.
B: Mom came home last night so shit-faced! I thought she was Aunt C *laughs*
E: Yeah it was unrizzle!
Unrizzle by kitderz October 2, 2012
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