A state of neurological inflammation in which a projected grander "universe" justifies any actions or beliefs of the bearer. Also see: lighter alternatives to Massiah Complex or alternativewords for god: the universe.
Universitis encapsulated: "OMG! Despite my adhesion to dominant left-leaning narratives and ideologies, the universe is just telling me that driving 13 hours to a desert hotspring to consumate this affair will have no marginal impact on climate change as my clam will be so happy!"
The act of, or practices involved with going to university. i.e. Study, Exams, Papers, etc. Although less scholarly acts often associated with university i.e. Drinking, Premarital relations or any kind of debauchery, are not included in the 'umbrella term' universitizing.
When are you going to be done universitizing already? I want to go get hammered!!
The constant tired/bored/hungry/drunk/skint state that plagues all University students.
"Hey man, how are you feeling today?"
"Universitified man, i haven't eaten in two days and there's been nothing decent on the tv. And i'm still drunk from last night."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.