Unifyed

Greatest Player Of All Time.

Opps: Oh no, I see unifyed. We have to run away before it is too late! He is going to kill us!

by unifyed123 August 27, 2023

unified field theory

1) an as-yet-undiscovered theory unifying many scientific field theories into one understanding of how the universe operates

2) something unattainable, much as finding an actual unified field theory has baffled scientists for decades

Einstein spent the last two decades of his life trying to develop a unified field theory.
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Person 1: John keeps asking Sarah out, but she's not biting.
Person B: She's his unified field theory. Ain't gonna happen.

by ChuckChaser69 August 17, 2008

Grand Unified Micronational

The second best micronational organization

The Cupertino Alliance is superior to the Grand Unified Micronational

by basedandreadpilled December 20, 2020

LA Unified

Los Angeles Unified School District. Poor graduation rates. Lousy test scores. Teacher union strikes. Metal detectors at school entrances. You get the idea.

Radio Announcer: Big Chuco's Tires in Montebello is offering a special deal! Buy a set of four used tires and they will throw in a set of old rims for free! But you gotta hurry! This deal only lasts for another 24 hours! For all you LA Unified grads, that's means the sale ends this time tomorrow!

by ZXY&ABC August 2, 2019

Unified Theory of 80's Movies

The fact that most all movies in the 80's had, at their core, a single running theme:

Bored suburban middle-to-upper-class white teens have crazy adventures and come full circle having learned a little about themselves.

How this particular zeitgeist arose is a matter of debate; its existence is not.

"Adventures in Babysitting, Mac & Me, Flight of the Navigator, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, License to Drive, Pretty In Pink, Mystic Pizza, The Wizard, Breakfast Club, Lucas, Gremlins, Risky Business, All the Right Moves, Back to the Future, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Boy Who Could Fly, Can't Buy Me Love, A Christmas Story, Dirty Dancing, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Goonies, Karate Kid, Labyrinth, Little Monsters, Lost Boys, The Monster Squad, Neverending Story, Pretty in Pink, Real Genius, Revenge of the Nerds, Say Anything, Sixteen Candles, Some Kind of Wonderful, Stand By Me, Weird Science and War Games are just a few of the movies from the 80's that fit under the Unified Theory of 80's Movies."

by Clintacus August 24, 2006

Unified Rules of Stockton

A way to determine the winner and loser of a physical fight. This way of thought is supported/originated by the Diaz brothers, who are MMA fighters. According to the Diaz brothers, the loser of a fight is the person who looks more fucked up afterwards, regardless of the judges' decision. This way of thought was derived from growing up on the mean streets of Stockton, CA.

In January 2010, Nate Diaz lost a decision fight to Grey Maynard. However, Maynard looked more "fucked up" at the end of the fight. Under the Unified Rules of Stockton, Diaz was the victor.

by Duncdaddyfunk May 5, 2010

oak park unified district

a shitty school district with shitty stuck up bitches. if you go here, you’re probably planning on moving out sometime or another because this place is a shithole. it’s so shitty it makes my nose fucking evaporate because it even smells like shit. its demographic consists of white kids with superiority complexes or stoners that always have a vape on them and smell like shit. avoid band kids at all costs. maybe the art kids too, but a lot of them are chill. the entire staff consists of blonde soccer moms that don’t give two shits about you and men that look like they should be on the next episode of dateline. if you go here fuck you you’re a piece of shit

“jesus fucking christ what is this place, it reeks of pure shit”
“i think it’s oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrict”

by peepeepoopoobitchfart July 8, 2020