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Shittiest internet provider ever in the history of mankind.
Even a sloth is faster than Unifi.
Ali: Hey dude, should I get Unifi?
Abu: No man its suicide. In fact its worst than suicide!
unifi by HezuzCreeest April 6, 2016
Words you can keep
When two people ( preferably in high school) start talking and suddenly become interested in each other. Whether in a friendly way or sexual manner.
Tom and Mary have unified!
unifi by Geroge Capronez March 22, 2010

Unfit For Purpose 

This expression originated with the Royal Navy where stores or equipment were found to be damaged, wouldn’t work or could not be used for the purpose for which they were intended. The expression quickly found wider usage and is now applied to not just stores and equipment, but to organisations, designs even concepts. It can also be applied to co-workers if they are not doing their job properly and, in extreme cases, used as a put down where someone is a complete arsehole and unsuitable to be considered part of the human race.

midtown uniform

Uniform sported by finance professionals aka business bro’s consisting of a button-down white or blue shirt, casual or dress pants and an enviably comfortable fleece vest by Columbia or Patagonia
- Chad Is really vibing in that midtown uniform
- He is such a crony. Wait till you work with him on the deck for our MD.
Community of people who have found each other because of a UniRock person.

This community is the engine that gathers the facts and evidence around stories about fraudsters such as a McRae Boomer, or people like political operatives on the Internet. Together with the UniRock, they are able to reconstruct the real story behind these fraudsters. Often the UniRock is corrected by the community when traveling down the wrong path.

Last but certainly not least is the massive support they give to the UniRock as he creates videos and does live streams.
I enjoy meeting up with UniFam because there is respect for each other and everyone is so inclusive of all and never dictate what others can watch or do with their time. It is a welcome relief after being with some of the Cancel Culture narcissists out there.
UniFam by onlyfamouspeople March 1, 2020

unfindoutable 

Incapable of being found out about; impossible to find out.
So Yesterday, my nephew decided to tell a secret to my grandparents, and I could not hear it, and they refused to tell me the information. It is now unfindoutable
unfindoutable by Qwickable March 27, 2019

Uniform Dickstribution 

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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