When a woman has a luminous aura surrounding her with and a mischievous grin on her face because she unleashed a unicorn and is now feeling the ness of "unicorniness". When an unleashed unicorn prances from man to man shoving its magical horn up their asses. Infecting them with a love spell similar to a love potion #9 but much more painful on the man. Every time he fucks up he shits a different color of the rainbow.
by Sarelli May 1, 2014
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Did the white unicorn take Neil Patrick Harris to unicorniverse when he died in Harold and Kumar part 2?
by incybeansy March 27, 2009
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Dolf Lundgren received a metal pipe to the forehead in Universal Soldier: Regeneration thus transforming him into a Unicorniversal Soldier.
"Jimmy didn't make it back from the mission. He is now a Unicorniversal Soldier."
"Jimmy didn't make it back from the mission. He is now a Unicorniversal Soldier."
by dakerd February 20, 2010
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Dude: no, thank you, I am feeling unhorniness and would not like to partake in sexual intercourse with you for I find you rather repulsive.
Dude: no, thank you, I am feeling unhorniness and would not like to partake in sexual intercourse with you for I find you rather repulsive.
by Not Poi April 12, 2022
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by unicorness May 17, 2014
Get the unicorness mug.A society of individuals who know the truth about the existence of unicorns, as historical (and magical) animals who lived for generations, along with the dinosaurs, but were wiped out by evil wizards during the Dark Ages. You become initiated by drinking Guinness from the horn of the last unicorn.
Chris: I'm a member of the Unicornites.
Luke: What does that mean?
Chris: I know the truth about the magical, wondrous creature known as the unicorn
Luke: What does that mean?
Chris: I know the truth about the magical, wondrous creature known as the unicorn
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