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Unicorniness 

When a woman has a luminous aura surrounding her with and a mischievous grin on her face because she unleashed a unicorn and is now feeling the ness of "unicorniness". When an unleashed unicorn prances from man to man shoving its magical horn up their asses. Infecting them with a love spell similar to a love potion #9 but much more painful on the man. Every time he fucks up he shits a different color of the rainbow.
I'm looking forward to a year of unicorniness with you.
Unicorniness by Sarelli May 1, 2014
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unicorniverse 

an alternate universe inhabited by unicorns of all shapes and sizes. Unicorns believe in mythological creatures called "humans" which are believed to be magical with their upright posture and unicorn riding abilities.
Did the white unicorn take Neil Patrick Harris to unicorniverse when he died in Harold and Kumar part 2?
unicorniverse by incybeansy March 27, 2009

Unicorniversal Soldier

When a Universal Soldier gets a pipe stuck in their forehead mimicking a modern day unicorn.
Dolf Lundgren received a metal pipe to the forehead in Universal Soldier: Regeneration thus transforming him into a Unicorniversal Soldier.

"Jimmy didn't make it back from the mission. He is now a Unicorniversal Soldier."
Unicorniversal Soldier by dakerd February 20, 2010

Unhorniness 

The feeling you get when woman are gross yuck
Woman: Sex me now, please.
Dude: no, thank you, I am feeling unhorniness and would not like to partake in sexual intercourse with you for I find you rather repulsive.
Unhorniness by Not Poi April 12, 2022

unicorness 

the idea that unicorns might exist.
I belive in unicorness
unicorness by unicorness May 17, 2014

Unicornites 

A society of individuals who know the truth about the existence of unicorns, as historical (and magical) animals who lived for generations, along with the dinosaurs, but were wiped out by evil wizards during the Dark Ages. You become initiated by drinking Guinness from the horn of the last unicorn.
Chris: I'm a member of the Unicornites.

Luke: What does that mean?
Chris: I know the truth about the magical, wondrous creature known as the unicorn
Unicornites by Figgins Dickens September 1, 2012