Unicorniness

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When a woman has a luminous aura surrounding her with and a mischievous grin on her face because she unleashed a unicorn and is now feeling the ness of "unicorniness". When an unleashed unicorn prances from man to man shoving its magical horn up their asses. Infecting them with a love spell similar to a love potion #9 but much more painful on the man. Every time he fucks up he shits a different color of the rainbow.

I'm looking forward to a year of unicorniness with you.

Unicorniness by Sarelli May 1, 2014

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unicorniverse

an alternate universe inhabited by unicorns of all shapes and sizes. Unicorns believe in mythological creatures called "humans" which are believed to be magical with their upright posture and unicorn riding abilities.

Did the white unicorn take Neil Patrick Harris to unicorniverse when he died in Harold and Kumar part 2?

unicorniverse by incybeansy March 27, 2009

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Unicorniversal Soldier

When a Universal Soldier gets a pipe stuck in their forehead mimicking a modern day unicorn.

Dolf Lundgren received a metal pipe to the forehead in Universal Soldier: Regeneration thus transforming him into a Unicorniversal Soldier.

"Jimmy didn't make it back from the mission. He is now a Unicorniversal Soldier."

Unicorniversal Soldier by dakerd February 20, 2010

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Unicorness

The single greatest corn goddess.

Unicorness ladeled me some magical creamed corn

Unicorness by plzmakethisawordiwant2winabet June 22, 2017

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Unhorniness

The feeling you get when woman are gross yuck

Woman: Sex me now, please.
Dude: no, thank you, I am feeling unhorniness and would not like to partake in sexual intercourse with you for I find you rather repulsive.

Unhorniness by Not Poi April 12, 2022

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unicorness

the idea that unicorns might exist.

I belive in unicorness

unicorness by unicorness May 17, 2014

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Unicornites

A society of individuals who know the truth about the existence of unicorns, as historical (and magical) animals who lived for generations, along with the dinosaurs, but were wiped out by evil wizards during the Dark Ages. You become initiated by drinking Guinness from the horn of the last unicorn.

Chris: I'm a member of the Unicornites.

Luke: What does that mean?
Chris: I know the truth about the magical, wondrous creature known as the unicorn

Unicornites by Figgins Dickens September 1, 2012

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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