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Uni-Baller
Any man who overcompensates for missing a ball (testicle) by being excessively aggressive, critical, masculine or pompous. a.k.a. Juan Bahler.
"Say, Dad, If winning isn't everything, then why does Brian J. Kelly always insist on keeping score?"
"Because he stands a mere 5 feet 8 inches tall and is a bonafide Uni-Baller, that's why. ...'boy's only got one ball."
"Bet crowded elevators probably smell different to midgets too, huh Dad?"
"Because he stands a mere 5 feet 8 inches tall and is a bonafide Uni-Baller, that's why. ...'boy's only got one ball."
"Bet crowded elevators probably smell different to midgets too, huh Dad?"
Uni-Baller by Rural_Dictionary November 22, 2011
uni-baller
A disgruntled man that has one testicle and somehow bangs dirty goth chicks. Can also be a ball point pen maker.
uni-baller by Bennie December 8, 2004
Uni-Baller
A man and/or boy who gets their testicle knocked out usually by a girl. So the person only has one testicle.
Uni-Baller by civic June 2, 2005
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