Uni-Baller

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Any man who overcompensates for missing a ball (testicle) by being excessively aggressive, critical, masculine or pompous. a.k.a. Juan Bahler.

"Say, Dad, If winning isn't everything, then why does Brian J. Kelly always insist on keeping score?"

"Because he stands a mere 5 feet 8 inches tall and is a bonafide Uni-Baller, that's why. ...'boy's only got one ball."

"Bet crowded elevators probably smell different to midgets too, huh Dad?"

Uni-Baller by Rural_Dictionary November 22, 2011

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uni-baller

A disgruntled man that has one testicle and somehow bangs dirty goth chicks. Can also be a ball point pen maker.

Goddamn that uni-baller got two girls now when hes only got one nad?

uni-baller by Bennie December 8, 2004

Related Words

uniballer • Unaballer • uni • Uni Brow • Uni-Ball • Uni Lag • uni-nut • uni-whore • uni party • uni-terror

Uni-Baller

A man and/or boy who gets their testicle knocked out usually by a girl. So the person only has one testicle.

John Ed got his left nut knocked out by Anniela during Lunch, now he takes the title as Uni-Baller.

Uni-Baller by civic June 2, 2005

Uniballer

person with only one testicle i.e: josh scanlon

anyone: sup uniballer!
josh scanlon; :(

Uniballer by MaverickDaNubRippinBaddie February 24, 2008

uniballer

a legendary pimp who wanders the town at night pimpin you hos and leaves his mark by dippin his one and only testicle in a can of blue paint, swangin it up and slapping his victims with it. The paint can never be washed off.

damn the uniballer pimped jaimes mom last night!

uniballer by S-Sizzle April 19, 2006

uniballer

"brian earp"

talk to him on roadkill0066...hes an interesting guy with one testicle

Brian is the most amazing uniballer i know

uniballer by brian earp February 22, 2004

Unaballer

a person with only testicle

Matt is such a unaballer, his right testicle got removed.

Unaballer by uvaman September 8, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026