Rural_Dictionary's definitions

Uni-Baller

Any man who overcompensates for missing a ball (testicle) by being excessively aggressive, critical, masculine or pompous. a.k.a. Juan Bahler.

"Say, Dad, If winning isn't everything, then why does Brian J. Kelly always insist on keeping score?"

"Because he stands a mere 5 feet 8 inches tall and is a bonafide Uni-Baller, that's why. ...'boy's only got one ball."

"Bet crowded elevators probably smell different to midgets too, huh Dad?"

by Rural_Dictionary November 22, 2011