Uni Special

1. combination meal served at Oriental Kitchen which includes Noodles, few pieces of fried chicken, and rice in your choice hot or teriyaki sauce. Always served hot and fresh by a middle-aged Korean man who looks like he wants to chop you head off with a cleaver.

WHAT DO YOU WANT!
uh...can i have one uni special?
WHAT KIND OF SAUCE
uh...teriyaki?
NOW GET OUT
ok..

Uni Special by Peter Kim March 8, 2003

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Uni Special

very yummy. rip off. the man is not middle aged. hes old. sam wondered how rough he would be in bed. i said by the way he acts "pretty rough". there is a thing that looks like a penis and 2 balls on the cahshier table on the side.

special uni kids at special uni order a special uni special at ok next to uni

Uni Special by Punjabi MC April 24, 2003

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Unspecial

The grammatically incorrect way of saying "not special", meaning somebody who is unimportant and undistinguished.

Jessie felt unspecial when Meg told her she had poked more than just her on Facebook.

Unspecial by nnstrikesagain December 12, 2010

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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