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unsocial media

What social media has become
“It’s sad, but Trump, the Russians and their cronies have turned social media into an awful place of insults, bullying, lies, name-calling and other mean-spirited, vindictive behavior.”

“Yeah, unsocial media is pretty fucked up.”
unsocial media by hodags1966 October 28, 2017

Unsocial Butterfly 

An attractive person who does not enjoy socializing in a public atmosphere.
Alisha: Becky, you keep blowing off all the guys tonight!
Becky: I just want to hang with my girls tonight! I feel like being an unsocial butterfly!

unsocializationishing 

verb: The act or process of making a point to not be social.
"Those new guys at work just sat there without talking to us. They were unsocializationishing."

unsocialising 

coolest guy on the internet, just overall a really swell guy.
wow that unsocialising guy sure is cool. i wish i could have sex with him.
unsocialising by unsocialising November 30, 2017

unsocial  

One who does not attend social gatherings
Brennan: "Hey do you want to go to a really cool place tonight?"

Michael: "naaaa, I think I'll pass"

Brennan: "You're a pretty unsocial person."

unspecified medical condition 

A phrase you can use to get out of a jail sentence, note that you must be Paris Hilton rich for this to be effective.
Paris Hilton: I got to party at home in my mansion while I served my jail sentence because I had an unspecified medical condition; that's hot!