Dude, she's not being nice to you because she likes you - she wants you for your glitter. I've seen that uniwhore go home with half the unicorns in this bar.
A brony, or someone who likes My Little Pony: Friendship is magic, that is a female and refuses to be a pegasister or a brony, usually because they don't want to be a "Pegasus pony" (Pegasister) or an Earth pony (brony/hoeny), so they are a Uniwhore.
Iris: OMG I love My Little Pony!
Brony 1 and Brony 2: FLUTTERYAY a Pegasister!
Iris: No! I am not a pegasister!
Brony 1: Are you a brony?
Brony 2: A hoeny?
Iris: NO! I'm a uniwhore.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.