A journalist who writes about and/or dressed in their underpants. Often referring to bloggers or freelancers who work from home/their parents' basement.
"TMZ may have broken the 'Michael Jackson is dead' story, but they're still a bunch of underpants journalists."
From the TV show South Park. They steal underpants in order to make profit. They even educate children on how profit works. Here's how:
Stage One: Steal Underpants
Stage Two: ???????
Stage Three: Profit!
Disposal method when one has sharted in a public place or at the home of friends or family. At work it is best to remove shorts, clean ass, and leave shorts on the coat hook in the stall for someone else to find. If visiting friends or family, it is best to be discrete and leave shorts in the bathroom trash can and cover with clean TP and tell no one.
I thought it was just a fart but ended up excusing myself from the dinner table to wipe up and had to do the underpants toss.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).