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unclipped 

A penis that for whatever reason isn't circumcised
Peter: Did you see Jon in the locker room?
Mike: No, why?
Peter: He's unclipped!
Mike: Eww, I thought everyone was circumcised these days?
Peter: Apparently not Jon
unclipped by The Bird King June 3, 2010
Words you can keep

unclipped horn 

If you have an unclipped horn, be sure to clean the lint out of your penis hood.
unclipped horn by Michael J Cox December 3, 2010
A term to describe raw authenticity and vulnerability.
“Girl, he unzipped some rawness on our first date

“She’s dope, not afraid to unzip her feelings”

illusions of unzippedness

A barely recognized but fairly common misperception that one’s fly is always open.
He suffered throughout his life with unrelenting illusions of unzippedness.

Unzipped Russell 

Refers to the act of removing one's pants and ripping ass on or in the general direction of a person.
"She broke up with me after I gave her the unzipped Russell, I don't see what the big deal is."
"l33t h4xx0r of zelaron"
guy: uncapped just pwnt someone again!
guy: yea, uncapped r0xx0rz t3h ladies b0xx0rz
1. A bad tank or someone who foams very easily.
2. A derogatory term for the female genetalia.
Holy shit look at that flopping dk! I bet he's an Unzipped!
I will kick you in your Unzipped.
Unzipped by Thatguywhoparties May 13, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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