Uncle Frank 

A common name for child loving uncles

"Uncle Frank is a child molester"

"Stop that uncle frank'

Uncle Frank by i like it tight like an alley July 13, 2009

Uncle Frank 

Uncle Frank(full name(false) Frank Lee Redmon Jones, also known as Mr. Jones) is an entity which takes the form of a very old man who lures children to his cabin in the middle of the woods with promises of candy, then proceeds to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts. He can often be seen hiding in the closets and under the beds of small children or driving either a white van or an old pick-up truck. This creature may also take the form of Mr. Jones, a middle aged man who kidnaps children in his white van to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts in the woods, then dismembers them. This creature is number one on the FBI's List of Most Wanted Pedophiles. This creature can be killed, however it can be hard to tell if it is actually deceased because the creature has the ability to appear to be dead for long periods of time. It survives off of the life energy of human beings, particularly children, however if prepared can go into a period of hibernation and not feed for long durations of time.

I love my Uncle Frank very much.

Uncle Frank by Terminated Wumbo July 12, 2020

Uncle Frank

An Uncle Frank is a term used where a male masturbates

I'm just off upstairs, to have an uncle Frank.

Uncle Frank by Malcher7 September 11, 2026

Hanging with Uncle Frank 

Reference to male masturbation. Refusing to participate in any activities other than staying home and wanking off for hours to internet porn.

Hey braaaaaahhh let’s head out later and hit the bars. No thanks. I’m home tonight hanging with uncle frank. You fuckin wanker.

Hanging with Uncle Frank by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Uncle Franked

The act of subjecting food, particularly kebabs, to a questionable culinary practice, this involves retrieving discarded kebab parts from the bin and reassembling them, replicating the controversial method practiced by a shop with the same name. It results in a meal with uncertain origins and potential gastrointestinal repercussions.

We ordered a kebab from that dodgy place down the road, and I swear they Uncle Franked it. I found bits of mystery meat in there that I'm pretty sure came straight from the bin.

Uncle Franked by Suttleacees June 12, 2024