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Uncle B.J. 

A suitable alternative for sex while your girlfriend/wife is menstruating also known as a blow job. More specifically as a counter to a woman who uses her period (Aunt Flo)as an excuse to avoid sex.
"I don't care if Aunt Flo is in town as long as she brought Uncle B.J."
Uncle B.J. by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009
He’s everyone’s uncle and favorite Latin teacher in the universe. He’s just a straight up legend. God himself, he has arisen
Uncle U.B is Jesus reincarnated
Uncle U.B by Quinn O’Brein January 10, 2019

Uncle Brodad 

A man who is your Uncle, Brother, and father at the same time (a whole lotta incest)
I'm going to Arkansas to visit my Uncle Brodad
Uncle Brodad by Kie-Guan Jinn February 21, 2017

Uncle Buzzcocks 

The hardest gangster in the North East (England). Loves smashing pasties and amazing basketballer. Also a dolphin pill addict. Best mates with his main man Trekka
"Here, I love wor Uncle Buzzcocks. He's pure lethal!"
Uncle Buzzcocks by Slimingo February 5, 2019

uncle bum 

The name of an uncle who sleeps in your parents' bed when recovering from an injury while making your parents sleep on the couch.
Uncle Bum is taking up the whole bed and making mom and dad sleep on the couch.
uncle bum by CaliCondon April 10, 2016

Uncle Bob 

The alias given to the T-800 Terminator by John Connor in Terminator 2.
T-800 Terminator - "Uncle Bob?"

John Connor - *shrugs*
Uncle Bob by lordfubar August 5, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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