5 definitions by Kie-Guan Jinn

(verb): To fuck up in the most extreme of ways. Also used as "pulling a Wyatt".
Bruh, I pulled a Wyatt today when I accidentally ran over my neighbor's son.
by Kie-Guan Jinn January 27, 2017
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A man who is your Uncle, Brother, and father at the same time (a whole lotta incest)
I'm going to Arkansas to visit my Uncle Brodad
by Kie-Guan Jinn February 21, 2017
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The most awful human being on the planet, whose main form of humor is self-pity and profanity. Kiegy D is a Junior Varsity superstar whose only goal is to get laid.
"Ayyy, it's ya boi Kiegy D, comin' at ya with the suicidal tendencies!" - Kiegy D, 2016
by Kie-Guan Jinn January 26, 2017
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To kick a female in the genital region, typically after pulling some SJW bullshit.
Yo, I really wanted to cunt punt Carol after she told me there were more than two genders.
by Kie-Guan Jinn January 27, 2017
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A total, all around bro. Even though she's a girl, she's still a better bro than most dudes. She can be a bitch sometimes, but that's not often. Simply a great human being.
Wow, I wish Abagale was here, she'd make this so much better.
by Kie-Guan Jinn January 27, 2017
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