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uncircumcised monkey penis 

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.
My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.

Uncircumsized 

A variation of the word "Uncircumcised" for those who cant spell
Uncircumsized is not spelled how it sounds
Uncircumsized by MFGrapeTastic October 25, 2010

uncircumcised 

(of genitals): complete, whole, normal, natural, but implying instead that it is normal to have had the penile prepuce (foreskin) or clitoral prepuce (hood) cut off.
They say he's uncircumcised and he looks perfectly normal to me.
uncircumcised by intactive March 10, 2015

uncircumcised 

presence of foreskin around the head of the penis
Jacob Ferguson your dick is uncircumcised

Uncircumcised Meme 

No meme should have a foreskin. All memes should be fully circumcised. Any meme that is posted without being cropped is uncircumcised and therefore is said to be carrying excessive foreskin. In some cases, a little foreskin on a meme is acceptable. However, true meme lords make sure they are circumcised.
Person 1: Can you believe he posted another uncircumcised meme?

Person 2: unbelievable. Crop that shit man
Uncircumcised Meme by Moose K May 27, 2019

Uncircumcised 

i: A bizarre depiction of a healthy intact penis, invented to normalize the archaic ritual of genital mutilation. ii: a routine, cultural brainwashing that is still active in the USA, today.
This poor bastard had his foreskin stolen from him at birth, luckily today’s citizens are starting to wake up and realize that uncircumcised just means normal penis. And that circumcised, means disfigured, mutilated penis. And that the ritualistic cutting of babies is a huge infringement on human rights.
Uncircumcised by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019
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