Penis that still has the foreskin so the head is far too sensitive, especially in young men, resulting in a hair-trigger. Being uncircumsized also results in the accumulation of smegma under the foreskin which is likely to make any jizz gobbler throw up their lunch when they encounter it.

Jenny: Ooh he's cute
Sasha: Yeah, but his uncircumsized manhood looks like a sausage with a roll neck sweater on.

Uncircumsized by BolloxTheBrave March 6, 2009

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uncircumcised monkey penis

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.

My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.

uncircumcised monkey penis by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022

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uncircumcised

(of genitals): complete, whole, normal, natural, but implying instead that it is normal to have had the penile prepuce (foreskin) or clitoral prepuce (hood) cut off.

They say he's uncircumcised and he looks perfectly normal to me.

uncircumcised by intactive March 10, 2015

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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