"Unwitting Celibate", or "Unconscious Celibate": A male victimized into copulatory impotence, or sterility, by his female companion, who uses some form of artificial (usually hormone-based) birth control. An 'uncel' may be prone, in fits of self-aggrandizing braggadocio, to describe as 'incel' anyone who questions postlib Western sexual practices. If bugs could talk, victims of the wiki:sterile insect technique would likely adopt typical uncel behavior.
Mark's started calling himself an 'uncel', because his girlfriend won't stop taking the pill.
Look at that poor uncel, 20 years of non-procreative life chained to that nu-feminist vixen!
Look at that poor uncel, 20 years of non-procreative life chained to that nu-feminist vixen!
by TimeGardener June 13, 2018
someone you're related to that appears in your basements no matter where you live he will be watching.
he takes many forms including that sneaky dog looking out someone's window at you wanting toes.
he sneaks because he wants to eat your toes SAVE YOUR TOES !!!!!!!!!!
he takes many forms including that sneaky dog looking out someone's window at you wanting toes.
he sneaks because he wants to eat your toes SAVE YOUR TOES !!!!!!!!!!
by uncel jimmy May 19, 2020
by a veary goud sentry man November 07, 2019
An ex-incel who's bisexual enough to choose homosexuality because of their hatred of the opposite sex.
An "unknowing, unaware, unwitting celibate" who masks a sexual dysfunction by pairing it with a bad relationship, and then blaming the partner, family, or an 'other'.
Their post-incel status is usually their primary personality trait, and announcing their genital's activity levels is a source of pride. They are offended by the thought nobody really cares about their sex life.
An "unknowing, unaware, unwitting celibate" who masks a sexual dysfunction by pairing it with a bad relationship, and then blaming the partner, family, or an 'other'.
Their post-incel status is usually their primary personality trait, and announcing their genital's activity levels is a source of pride. They are offended by the thought nobody really cares about their sex life.
"Hi Nate..."
"FUHMALES AREN'T AN OPPORTUNITY, SO HAVE TO DATE MEN!"
"That's because they're people, not 'opportunities'. You sound like an uncel."
"Not true! I get lots of gay sex."
"Not incel, UNCEL. Just admit you like dick and stop hatin on the hoes."
"Hi Nancy..."
"I'M GAY I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I KISS GIRLS I HAVE GAY SEX IM'..."
"Yes I know, everyone knows. Do you have to do the uncel script on blast all the time?"
"FUHMALES AREN'T AN OPPORTUNITY, SO HAVE TO DATE MEN!"
"That's because they're people, not 'opportunities'. You sound like an uncel."
"Not true! I get lots of gay sex."
"Not incel, UNCEL. Just admit you like dick and stop hatin on the hoes."
"Hi Nancy..."
"I'M GAY I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I KISS GIRLS I HAVE GAY SEX IM'..."
"Yes I know, everyone knows. Do you have to do the uncel script on blast all the time?"
by Zero Zed February 07, 2025