Common abbreviation for the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Close examination usually yields a grossly high twat to decent person ratio. Frequently caught looking down its nose at the State University of North Carolina, and up at Duke University. Recent numbers produced by the University's own demographics center show a 65-35 female male ratio, with a annually wavering percentage of male homosexuals, usually centered around 36-38 percent.
"A straight male at UNC is a hot commodity, I guess"
"Mike Nifong went to UNC"
"John Edwards went to State, disowned them, and declared loyalty to UNC. Good riddance because he's a dirty piece of shit that cheats on his cancerous wife"
Greatest basketball team to ever play in the NCAA, has won 4 national titles, and recently beat Illinios to win the 2005 NCAA title.Their rivals are Duke which have the ugliest players, ugliest coach, and just basically suck. Everything>>>>>Duke.
A school that excels in offering the best education in the most useless degrees such as English and History. However, UNC's neighboring universities, Duke and NC State, succeed in offering useful degrees such as engineering, math, the sciences, agriculture, and many more. Unfortunately, many Alumni and students at UNC are very unaware of how useless there school is since they are busy overly-obsessing about their school.
Employer: So tell me about your educational background.
UNC Grad: I have a Bachelor's degree in History.
Employer: That really doesn't help us.
UNC Grad: Yes, but it's a top history school
Employer: Okay.....
The college that all worthless North Carolinians attend. Any worthwhile major will be found at NC State - such as engineering, agriculture, or veterinary medicine. Duke beats UNC at the few and trivial things that State temporarily cannot. (basketball) Every male who attends UNC is either already gay, will become gay, or is bisexual. If a student at UNC ever makes anything of him/herself (which is rare), it is because he/she sucked a lot of penis or had a really good friend at NC State. Most UNC fans are also illiterate.
NC State grad: "I'm an engineer who works for a major company that brings jobs to thousands of North Carolinians. My wife is a vet who treats livestock for our fellow NC State alumnus, Farmer Dave. He makes sure NC has plenty of food. We help make North Carolina the great state that it is."
UNC grad: "My partner and I are trying to move out of NC to San Fransisco where our culture is accepted. We are trying to raise enough money by selling art and sucking dick."
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.