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The opposite of a boner.
An ugly chick walks by...UNBONER!
Unboner by K4hmboy October 4, 2009
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When an otherwise enjoyable event is ruined by an unforseen negative event.
So I'm finger blasting this chick and she farts. Unboner.
Unboner by MacApedia November 13, 2010

Unbonerable 

The act of not being able to attain a boner
(Doctor enters the room with a grave look on his face)
John: Doc Is something wrong?
Doctor: You have erectile dysfunction
John: ?
Doctor: Your dick is unbonerable
John: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Unbonerable by MC Deadpool June 19, 2009

unbonerish 

unstimulating, lack of stimulation (mental or physical)
Work was very unbonerish today.
unbonerish by jayEXITOR July 26, 2011
An unboner is a very tight vagina with balls hanging from it that forms where your penis normally is.
Person 1: That image gave me an unboner

Person 2: what the hell is that

Person 1: An unboner is a very tight vagina with balls hanging from it that forms where your penis normally is.
unboner by Unboner haver November 30, 2021

Unbonerism 

Hey you see Mark there? Apparently he has unbonerism.
Unbonerism by Tekmood October 11, 2022