Person 1: That image gave me an unboner

Person 2: what the hell is that

Person 1: An unboner is a very tight vagina with balls hanging from it that forms where your penis normally is.

unboner by Unboner haver November 30, 2021

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Unbonerable

The act of not being able to attain a boner

(Doctor enters the room with a grave look on his face)
John: Doc Is something wrong?
Doctor: You have erectile dysfunction
John: ?
Doctor: Your dick is unbonerable
John: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Unbonerable by MC Deadpool June 19, 2009

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untonerlike

Not cunty or unsavory. Well received. Intelligent or sharp.

The opera last night was very untonerlike.

untonerlike by SRQDT September 30, 2011

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Unboners

Said by WergBurg aka MrWerg aka djy1991 during his first stream on ustream after switching from livestream. His boner unbonered to help him pull out his new computer from its case.

It boners and unboners on command.

Unboners by Shouhei July 24, 2010

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unbonerish

unstimulating, lack of stimulation (mental or physical)

Work was very unbonerish today.

unbonerish by jayEXITOR July 26, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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