Unbonerable

The act of not being able to attain a boner

(Doctor enters the room with a grave look on his face)
John: Doc Is something wrong?
Doctor: You have erectile dysfunction
John: ?
Doctor: Your dick is unbonerable
John: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by MC Deadpool June 19, 2009

Unbonerism

The inability to get an erection

Hey you see Mark there? Apparently he has unbonerism.

by Tekmood October 11, 2022