An unboner is a very tight vagina with balls hanging from it that forms where your penis normally is.
Person 1: That image gave me an unboner
Person 2: what the hell is that
Person 1: An unboner is a very tight vagina with balls hanging from it that forms where your penis normally is.
Person 2: what the hell is that
Person 1: An unboner is a very tight vagina with balls hanging from it that forms where your penis normally is.
by Unboner haver December 01, 2021
The opposite of a boner.
by K4hmboy September 22, 2009
by MacApedia November 11, 2010
Said by WergBurg aka MrWerg aka djy1991 during his first stream on ustream after switching from livestream. His boner unbonered to help him pull out his new computer from its case.
by Shouhei July 24, 2010
When a girl and/or mature women couldn't possibly give you a boner. Usually mentioned amongst men who are discussing wether they would engage in sexual relations with a woman or not.
Person 1: Dude, what do you think of Mrs. Moreland? I bet she's a cougar.
Person 2: Dunno bro, I don't think I could handle that bitch. She's unbonable for me
Person 2: Dunno bro, I don't think I could handle that bitch. She's unbonable for me
by FracklestickMan July 16, 2010
(Doctor enters the room with a grave look on his face)
John: Doc Is something wrong?
Doctor: You have erectile dysfunction
John: ?
Doctor: Your dick is unbonerable
John: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
John: Doc Is something wrong?
Doctor: You have erectile dysfunction
John: ?
Doctor: Your dick is unbonerable
John: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
by MC Deadpool June 19, 2009
by Tekmood October 11, 2022