unboner

An unboner is a very tight vagina with balls hanging from it that forms where your penis normally is.

Person 1: That image gave me an unboner

Person 2: what the hell is that

Person 1: An unboner is a very tight vagina with balls hanging from it that forms where your penis normally is.

by Unboner haver November 30, 2021

Unboner

The opposite of a boner.

An ugly chick walks by...UNBONER!

by K4hmboy October 04, 2009

Unboner

When an otherwise enjoyable event is ruined by an unforseen negative event.

So I'm finger blasting this chick and she farts. Unboner.

by MacApedia November 13, 2010

Unboners

Said by WergBurg aka MrWerg aka djy1991 during his first stream on ustream after switching from livestream. His boner unbonered to help him pull out his new computer from its case.

It boners and unboners on command.

by Shouhei July 24, 2010

Unbonable

When a girl and/or mature women couldn't possibly give you a boner. Usually mentioned amongst men who are discussing wether they would engage in sexual relations with a woman or not.

Person 1: Dude, what do you think of Mrs. Moreland? I bet she's a cougar.

Person 2: Dunno bro, I don't think I could handle that bitch. She's unbonable for me

by FracklestickMan July 15, 2010

Unbonerable

The act of not being able to attain a boner

(Doctor enters the room with a grave look on his face)
John: Doc Is something wrong?
Doctor: You have erectile dysfunction
John: ?
Doctor: Your dick is unbonerable
John: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by MC Deadpool June 19, 2009

Unbonerism

The inability to get an erection

Hey you see Mark there? Apparently he has unbonerism.

by Tekmood October 11, 2022