Ultramount 

Ultramount = Ultra-Amount, as in an amount of things so ultra, that it could not even exist in this universe because there would be just too many of these things.

Mom just baked us an ultramount of cookies! Hooray!

Ultramount by Grungebob Sploogepants June 18, 2011

ultrasound blindness

Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.

Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*

ultrasound blindness by thePenciler February 24, 2010

Ultrablunt 

The name given to a Blunt that packs more than two grams. Usually created by hollowing out a Black and Mild and packing a certain magical herb inside.

T- Hey yo, I packed us an Ultrablunt for tonight.

L- Oh shit, i don't even know if i can handle that.

Ultrablunt by Wild Thornberry February 20, 2009

Ultracuntlet 

Someone whose levels of douchebaggery leave the simple asshole spectrum and transcend beyond human perception.

You're glowing ultracuntlet right now.

You are a ray of ultracuntlet.

If you were a colour, you'd be Ultracuntlet.

Ultracuntlet by Izunundara April 25, 2014

Ultramonomatron

Being the ultimate, the best of the best, the root of admiration, the mother of all that is fantastic and right with this world.

His/Her style and genius remains ultramonomatron forever.

Ultramonomatron by AndyOmega November 20, 2010

ultrasound zap 

When somebody fart so quickly and silently that you can only feel the smell or a tiny sound from this.

- Mother of God! What a smell! Who did the ultrasound zap?

ultrasound zap by Deni$u Straight from Streets December 19, 2016

Ultrasound 

Coming on a girl's stomach then rubbing your dick head in it.

Dude 1 - I can't believe you hit that bare-back. Tell me you pulled out at least.

Dude 2 - Of course man, I pulled out a gave her the ultrasound.

or

I ultrasounded the shit out of her gut.

Ultrasound by theonlygomanever December 19, 2008