Ultramount = Ultra-Amount, as in an amount of things so ultra, that it could not even exist in this universe because there would be just too many of these things.
by Grungebob Sploogepants June 18, 2011
Get the Ultramount mug.Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.
Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
by thePenciler February 24, 2010
Get the ultrasound blindness mug.The name given to a Blunt that packs more than two grams. Usually created by hollowing out a Black and Mild and packing a certain magical herb inside.
T- Hey yo, I packed us an Ultrablunt for tonight.
L- Oh shit, i don't even know if i can handle that.
L- Oh shit, i don't even know if i can handle that.
by Wild Thornberry February 20, 2009
Get the Ultrablunt mug.Someone whose levels of douchebaggery leave the simple asshole spectrum and transcend beyond human perception.
You're glowing ultracuntlet right now.
You are a ray of ultracuntlet.
If you were a colour, you'd be Ultracuntlet.
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by Izunundara April 25, 2014
Get the Ultracuntlet mug.Being the ultimate, the best of the best, the root of admiration, the mother of all that is fantastic and right with this world.
by AndyOmega November 20, 2010
Get the Ultramonomatron mug.When somebody fart so quickly and silently that you can only feel the smell or a tiny sound from this.
by Deni$u Straight from Streets December 19, 2016
Get the ultrasound zap mug.Dude 1 - I can't believe you hit that bare-back. Tell me you pulled out at least.
Dude 2 - Of course man, I pulled out a gave her the ultrasound.
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by theonlygomanever December 19, 2008
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