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Ukrainians 

Turkic ethnicity descended from various Oghuz (Uz, Berendei, Pecheneg) and Kipchak (Cuman) tribes. Cumans, in particular, are known to come to the Ukrainian steppe from Taklamakan desert in the Tarim basin of what is now a part of China's Xinjiang Autonomous Region. Not to be confused with Hutsuls (who are ethnically Romanian), Lemkos (who are ethnically Polish) and Boikos (who are ethnically Slovak) of western Ukraine and ethnic Belarusians (Pinchuks and Poleshuks) in the northern part of the country.
Ukrainians used to have a state called Desht-i Qipchak also known as Cuman-Kipchak confederation stretching from the present-day Kazakhstan, southern Russia, Ukraine, to southern Moldavia and eastern Wallachia.
Ukrainians by Connie Linghers November 21, 2018
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Ukrainians 

Are a brown peoples a.k.a. Cumans ('polovtsi'), who migrated from north-western China (Taklamakan desert) into the Ukraine in the 10th century AD.
Ukrainians are not Slavs, but Turkic invaders from the East.
Ukrainians by Connie Linghers June 15, 2018

Ukrainians 

1. Absolute gigachads that are braver and stronger than people from any other country.
2. The most oversexualized race in existence. If you search "Ukrainian" and go to page 2 and the pages after that it's all just weird sex shit.
1. Ukrainians are awesome.
2. Stop oversexualizing Ukrainians
Ukrainians by I eat poop 69 July 5, 2022

Ukrainian Tractor Pull 

The act of stealing a main battle tank by towing it behind a standard farm tractor.
We can defend our homeland by organizing a Ukrainian Tractor Pull.

Ukrainian Fireplace 

The practice of making a wall of tires and setting them ablaze serving dual purpose of an impassable wall that keeps oppressive governments out, and you warm. Made popular during the frigid Kiev, Ukraine Revolt.
Hey Дмитро, did you see the live stream of the revolt last night? Yeah, they were flinging tires into the Ukrainian Fireplace all night.
Ukrainian Fireplace by WarMace January 23, 2014

Ukrainian Tractor Pull 

Stealing Russian military vehicles by towing them off, right under the noses of the soldiers assigned to said military equipment.
Did you see that new video of a Ukrainian Tractor pull? They got a frikkin’ tank this time!

Ukrainian Handshake 

The act of placing one fist in the vagina and the other in the anus simultaneously, and attempting to shake one's own hand.
This Eastern European woman asked me to double fist her, but she was too tight in one hole, so I had to use the other hole and gave her the old Ukrainian Handshake.