UTTHJ

: (verb) the act of giving a hand job under a table in a public environment.

I was at RTC last night and (insert name of individual) stepped up their game and gave me a UTTHJ. It was divine!

by QuesoFD March 11, 2011

Under The Table Hand Job - Bonus points if acheived at CPK or KFC. Comes in either UTP or OTP form.

Yeah man I scored a OTP UTTHJ at CPK today with the HR girl between conference calls.

by SevenMile November 5, 2010