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Under The Table Hand Job - Bonus points if acheived at CPK or KFC. Comes in either UTP or OTP form.
Yeah man I scored a OTP UTTHJ at CPK today with the HR girl between conference calls.
UTTHJ by SevenMile November 6, 2010
Your name of Uttej has made you practical, systematic, and thorough.

This name encourages the expression of leadership and organizational skills, 8shrewdness, and analytical ability.

You are mathematically adept and have great patience with work of a detailed nature such as bookkeeping, accounting, or technical research.

Particular about your material possessions, you keep everything you own in a good state of repair, and you budget your personal finances very carefully.

Because of its matter-of-fact influence, this name limits, to some degree, your ability to be flexible and spontaneous.

You tend to treat new and unfamiliar ideas with scepticism.

Because of the serious, responsible qualities of your name, you must recognize the importance of a sense of humour and optimistic perspective of life.

In some ways you are not overly emotional and sympathetic to others and can be shrewd and materialistic.

Friends and associates may detect a lack of feeling and sympathy in their relationship with you.

You see the practical side of situations and tend to deal with problems in an objective, sensible, and systematic way.

That is your way of helping others through challenging situations.

Being self-sufficient, you must remember that thoughtful expressions of affection toward those close to you are important.
Hey "uttej",how you doin?
uttej by Mylines May 2, 2018
Under-the-Water HandJob.
Did you hear Marissa gave Gary a UTWHJ in his grandma's pool!? Wow, he really has no shame!
UTWHJ by Deany224 September 16, 2019

utthroatcay itchbay 

hatway aay utthroatcay itchbay!
Pronounced "ut-fudge", this word is uttered by those seeking a discreet but pleasurable under-the-pants handjob.
I gave about 14 UTPHJs during that wedding reception.
UTPHJ by Zenothys September 2, 2015
Utthara is a fun, smart and loving soul. She’s seems very shy and quite, but once you get to know her she can be very talkative and goofy. She has a wild side to her that only a few people get to see. Normally she looks happy but there’s a lot that she’s going thought that people don’t know about. She hates when people call her “otthara”. She doesn’t like two-faced and will avoid drama at all costs.

She’s the type that is girly but not too girly - hates gossip. She loves animals, especially cats but hates spiders. She’s the type of girl who supports everyone with no hidden agendas. She’s very strong with beautiful hair. You won’t find anyone like Utthara.
Omg, utthara‘s hair is so nice but she’s short
utthara by Espiderman November 22, 2021
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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