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Your name of Uttej has made you practical, systematic, and thorough.

This name encourages the expression of leadership and organizational skills, 8shrewdness, and analytical ability.

You are mathematically adept and have great patience with work of a detailed nature such as bookkeeping, accounting, or technical research.

Particular about your material possessions, you keep everything you own in a good state of repair, and you budget your personal finances very carefully.

Because of its matter-of-fact influence, this name limits, to some degree, your ability to be flexible and spontaneous.

You tend to treat new and unfamiliar ideas with scepticism.

Because of the serious, responsible qualities of your name, you must recognize the importance of a sense of humour and optimistic perspective of life.

In some ways you are not overly emotional and sympathetic to others and can be shrewd and materialistic.

Friends and associates may detect a lack of feeling and sympathy in their relationship with you.

You see the practical side of situations and tend to deal with problems in an objective, sensible, and systematic way.

That is your way of helping others through challenging situations.

Being self-sufficient, you must remember that thoughtful expressions of affection toward those close to you are important.
Hey "uttej",how you doin?
uttej by Mylines May 2, 2018
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utter shite 

Something that's not just shit, it's so bad it's shit on another level. (usually used in Ireland)
He was talking utter shite last night.

That band were utter shite.
utter shite by Synnojd March 6, 2012

utter shit 

'literal shit' Something that is complete shit. Could be used to describe a shitty situation or object.
'What the hell, this is not supposed to happen, this is utter shit!'

'I hate SPSS! This program is utter shit!'
utter shit by offspringjack January 31, 2012

utterance 

(Noun) A word, phrase or other sound spoken aloud; an exercise of one's ability to speak.
The ordinarily quiet student's loud utterance shocked his classmates.
utterance by L33tm0nk3y December 9, 2007

You utter fool! 

a term used by a german guy in jojo's bizarre adventure part 2: battle tendency and has now become a popular meme.
protagonist: I use magic sunlight punch!

german guy: you utter fool!
the power of german engineering!!
You utter fool! by AWWWW MAN October 22, 2020

Utter Wankspangle. 

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.
Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

Utter Crap

somthing or somone that is pointless, sensless, insolent or meaningless
"This dictionary is utter crap, full of chav words that stupid people think are cool"
Utter Crap by chav slayer December 17, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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