UTPHJ

Pronounced "ut-fudge", this word is uttered by those seeking a discreet but pleasurable under-the-pants handjob.

I gave about 14 UTPHJs during that wedding reception.

by Zenothys September 2, 2015

UTWHJ

Under-the-Water HandJob.

Did you hear Marissa gave Gary a UTWHJ in his grandma's pool!? Wow, he really has no shame!

by Deany224 September 16, 2019

UTTHJ

: (verb) the act of giving a hand job under a table in a public environment.

I was at RTC last night and (insert name of individual) stepped up their game and gave me a UTTHJ. It was divine!

by QuesoFD March 27, 2011

UTPJ

Unbeatable Teacher Per Johansen

OMG it's the legendary UTPJ

by Olaska May 17, 2021

UTTHJ

Under The Table Hand Job - Bonus points if acheived at CPK or KFC. Comes in either UTP or OTP form.

Yeah man I scored a OTP UTTHJ at CPK today with the HR girl between conference calls.

by SevenMile November 6, 2010

utshj

Up The Shorts Hand Job

We were at the movies so i settled for an UTSHJ.

by lukers October 2, 2007

UTBHJ

Under the bar hand job

Cole was talking to this girl at the bar last night and then she reached down his pants and gave him a UTBHJ.

by Mike Delay December 15, 2014