UTPHJ 

Pronounced "ut-fudge", this word is uttered by those seeking a discreet but pleasurable under-the-pants handjob.

I gave about 14 UTPHJs during that wedding reception.

UTPHJ by Zenothys September 2, 2015

UTWHJ 

Under-the-Water HandJob.

Did you hear Marissa gave Gary a UTWHJ in his grandma's pool!? Wow, he really has no shame!

UTWHJ by Deany224 September 16, 2019

UTTHJ 

: (verb) the act of giving a hand job under a table in a public environment.

I was at RTC last night and (insert name of individual) stepped up their game and gave me a UTTHJ. It was divine!

UTTHJ by QuesoFD March 27, 2011

UTPJ 

Unbeatable Teacher Per Johansen

OMG it's the legendary UTPJ

UTPJ by Olaska May 17, 2021

UTTHJ 

Under The Table Hand Job - Bonus points if acheived at CPK or KFC. Comes in either UTP or OTP form.

Yeah man I scored a OTP UTTHJ at CPK today with the HR girl between conference calls.

UTTHJ by SevenMile November 6, 2010

utshj 

Up The Shorts Hand Job

We were at the movies so i settled for an UTSHJ.

utshj by lukers October 2, 2007

UTBHJ

Under the bar hand job

Cole was talking to this girl at the bar last night and then she reached down his pants and gave him a UTBHJ.

UTBHJ by Mike Delay December 15, 2014