USPTO

United States Patent and Trademark Office. Group of incompetent government lawyers getting paid lots of money (taxpayer's money) who in reality do not much work. Recently the USPTO did not re-new the Washington Redskins (NFL) trademark because it was deemed disparaging or offensive by these sensitive attorneys. These attorneys may also need ‘safe zones’ because of 'micro-aggressions'.

The USPTO is also a bunch of hypocrites because they allowed the following trademarks to be published and registered in the past:
•DANGEROUS NEGRO shirts
•SLUTSSEEKER dating services
•DAGO SWAGG clothing
•DUMB BLONDE beer
•TWATTY GIRL cartoons
•BAKED BY A NEGRO bakery goods
•BIG TITTY BLEND coffee
•RETARDIPEDIA website
•MIDGET-MAN condoms and inflatable sex dolls
•JIZZ underwear
•THUG PORN
•GHETTO BOOTY
•BOUND GANGBANGS
•SHANK THE B!T@H board game
•CRACKA AZZ SKATEBOARDS
•ANAL FANTASY COLLECTION
•KLITORIS sex toys
•HOT OCTOPUSS anti-premature ejaculation creams
•MILF WEED bags
•GRINGO STYLE SALSA
•GRINGO BBQ
•CONTEMPORARY NEGRO apparel
•WHITE TRASH REBEL apparel
•WHITE GIRL WITH A BOOTY apparel
•PARTY WITH SLUTS apparel
•CRIPPLED OLD BIKER BASTARDS
•DICK BALLS apparel
•REDNECK ARMY apparel
•OH! MY NAPPY HAIR shampoos
•REFORMED WHORES musical bands
•LAUGHING MY VAGINA OFF entertainment
•NAPPY ROOTS records
•DUMB BLONDE hair products

To summarize the USPTO: lazy, government employee hypocrite lawyers

USPTO has approved 'BAKED BY A NEGRO' trademark but denied the Redskins football team's trademark - how interesting...

by BlueCollarLLC October 24, 2016

USPTO-ish

operating in a completely inefficient manner or otherwise being totally inept at life

Man, that was the most pointless class I've ever sat through.

I know, what a USPTO-ish use of my time.

by nar2222 October 3, 2010

Uptown girl

It is an excellent song by Billy Joel

And also it means a girl who is sophisticated and classy - in some cases snobby - but not all

Woah bro, you seen that uptown girl?

by YASSS123 June 26, 2015

USPO

Typically thought to be an acronym for United States Post Office but also standing for Upset and Seriously Pissed Off, the emotional experience most of us have as we wait in the long, slowly moving lines.

Here I am again at the USPO feeling USPO, a posttraumatic replay of the last time I was here.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2019

uptown girl

A girl who is rich and sophisticated. one who is used to the comforts and luxuries of life.

Mary is an uptown girl.. i wonder why she came into a dingy place like this.

by naveen ram March 20, 2008

Kate Upton's dildo

An exclamation used when something is fucking awesome!

*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"

by deycallmebigdick March 8, 2014

uptown park

Uptown park, A park located in Mirdif, Dubai filled with chamaks and/or a bunch of kids that have nothing better to do other than smoke stigs, vape, cigarettes, etc. , get drunk from a sip of vodka that they get from THE Milk Man, Jump people, and ofc snap everything.

" Yallah, Lets go to Uptown Park "
" A7a 3bood is getting jumped at uptown park "
" We r gonna drink at uptown park. Wanna join? "

by guccigangchamak February 18, 2019