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United States Patent and Trademark Office. Group of incompetent government lawyers getting paid lots of money (taxpayer's money) who in reality do not much work. Recently the USPTO did not re-new the Washington Redskins (NFL) trademark because it was deemed disparaging or offensive by these sensitive attorneys. These attorneys may also need ‘safe zones’ because of 'micro-aggressions'.

The USPTO is also a bunch of hypocrites because they allowed the following trademarks to be published and registered in the past:
•DANGEROUS NEGRO shirts
•SLUTSSEEKER dating services
•DAGO SWAGG clothing
•DUMB BLONDE beer
•TWATTY GIRL cartoons
•BAKED BY A NEGRO bakery goods
•BIG TITTY BLEND coffee
•RETARDIPEDIA website
•MIDGET-MAN condoms and inflatable sex dolls
•JIZZ underwear
•THUG PORN
•GHETTO BOOTY
•BOUND GANGBANGS
•SHANK THE B!T@H board game
•CRACKA AZZ SKATEBOARDS
•ANAL FANTASY COLLECTION
KLITORIS sex toys
•HOT OCTOPUSS anti-premature ejaculation creams
MILF WEED bags
•GRINGO STYLE SALSA
•GRINGO BBQ
•CONTEMPORARY NEGRO apparel
•WHITE TRASH REBEL apparel
•WHITE GIRL WITH A BOOTY apparel
PARTY WITH SLUTS apparel
•CRIPPLED OLD BIKER BASTARDS
DICK BALLS apparel
•REDNECK ARMY apparel
•OH! MY NAPPY HAIR shampoos
•REFORMED WHORES musical bands
•LAUGHING MY VAGINA OFF entertainment
•NAPPY ROOTS records
•DUMB BLONDE hair products

To summarize the USPTO: lazy, government employee hypocrite lawyers
USPTO has approved 'BAKED BY A NEGRO' trademark but denied the Redskins football team's trademark - how interesting...
by BlueCollarLLC October 24, 2016
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