Uptony

Extremely desirable, to an almost insane degree. Named for supermodel Kate Upton.

"Have you seen the new sales girl? FUCK that girl is uptony."

by GiR Podcast June 5, 2012

Uptony

Italian version of updog. Often followed by laughter and numerous gesticulations.

Italian 1 :"Oh boy smellsa lota likea uptony in here"
Italian 2: "whatsa upa tony?"
Italian 1: "aya nota much whatsa upa with you?"
*hands waving everywhere

by HugeJackedMan January 21, 2020

Kate Upton's dildo

An exclamation used when something is fucking awesome!

*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"

by deycallmebigdick March 8, 2014

pulling an upton

pretending you've had sex when you haven't, or pretending you're drunker than you really are

Chris: Oh my god, Lily was totally pulling an upton last night
Dennis: I know, she didn't even sleep with John! And she only had one beer!

by BlueBlossom November 20, 2016

upton park

Moderately crazy. London. Upton Park is an Underground station on the District Line and it is *two stops short of Barking*.

"You wanna watch out with that girl, she's Upton Park."

by Ralph Hancock May 13, 2006

Kate Upton-Sexual

When you aren't attracted to men or women... Just Kate Upton.

Most people are secretly Kate Upton-Sexual and often lie to themselves and others in order to appear normal.

Barb: Wanna go catch a movie?
Paco: Sure, but don't try any moves on me. I'm Kate Upton-Sexual.

by The Other Paul Rud June 9, 2013

Upton Sinclair

Born on September 20th, 1878, in Baltimore, Maryland, Upton Sinclair was a "muckraker" (An American journalist or writer who sought out to initiate social and political reforms). He wrote his first book, Springtime and Harvest, in 1901, which was a story of two lovers, inspired by his first unhappy marrige.

In 1906, Sinclair wrote "The Jungle," which was a book to protest the meatpacking industry. He wrote about how a man fell in a meat grinder, but they continued anyway.
He made political, economic, and social changes within his lifetime, as well as write over 90 books!
A complete genius of his time

Thanks to Upton Sinclair, I don't eat people.

by Manov January 7, 2009