untie

Dyslexic spelling of unite.

Seen on some bumper stickers in west central Flevoland:
Dyslexics Untie!

by Chris0101 December 25, 2007

untie

a gender-fluid term for the relative of a sibling's child (uncle-auntie)L

"Brandon, your untie (mother's sibling) is here!"

by M^V August 1, 2022

Untie The Knot

To get a divorce, thus reversing the bonds of marriage

Jason and Lucy were only married for four months before they decided to untie the knot.

by Dylan Sharp May 11, 2008

Untie The Knot

Amazing divorce company who helps you untie the knot.

Dick and Jane have been separated for years and have finally contacted "Untie The Knot" to finalize their divorce

by KayKitson December 17, 2015

untie the balloon knot

To convince a person to have anal sex

Its good but I want to untie the balloon knot.

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

Citizens United

Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.

Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.

Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.

Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!

by euphemismo March 21, 2010

United Airlines

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.

Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.

by TheSporadic April 12, 2017