U.M.P

Urination Masturbation Procrastination

I start everyday with U.M.P

U.M.P by The Speaking Corpse August 1, 2026

T.R.U.M.P. 

An acronym for:
Truly
Reprehensible
Unqualified
Moron
President

T.R.U.M.P. likes to bash the media and brag about grabbing women by the pussy.

T.R.U.M.P. by Just_sayin' July 28, 2019

B.U.M.P.

this is a short cut for the line "bringing up my post" or "bring up my post"

hey dudes,
I want more info on the subject, B.U.M.P.

B.U.M.P. by AnarkhiA November 12, 2006

S.T.U.M.P 

Stupid Trainee Under Military Protection

This guy is so new to the army, he is still a S.T.U.M.P.

S.T.U.M.P by Gary Bowker April 28, 2006

C.R.U.M.P. 

Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.

If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.

Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."

C.R.U.M.P. by VRnomore April 27, 2010

G.U.M.P 

Greatest
Under
Major
Pressure

"Yo Lorenzo never gets phased, he's G.U.M.P fool"

G.U.M.P by yayareaHYPHY650 May 6, 2015

P.U.M.P. 

At Duke University, the *P*lace *U*nderneath the *M*arket*P*lace.

Roommate 1: Hey, did you buy some Arizona from the P.U.M.P. yesterday?
Roommate 2: Yeah, why?
Roommate 1: Because it's already gone...
Roommate 2: Damn it, well I guess it's your turn to go to the PUMP and get some!

P.U.M.P. by CameronCrazie September 11, 2012