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U.M.P by The Speaking Corpse August 1, 2026
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T.R.U.M.P.
T.R.U.M.P. by Just_sayin' July 28, 2019
S.T.U.M.P
S.T.U.M.P by Gary Bowker April 28, 2006
C.R.U.M.P.
Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.
If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.
If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.
Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."
C.R.U.M.P. by VRnomore April 27, 2010
G.U.M.P
G.U.M.P by yayareaHYPHY650 May 6, 2015
P.U.M.P.
Roommate 1: Hey, did you buy some Arizona from the P.U.M.P. yesterday?
Roommate 2: Yeah, why?
Roommate 1: Because it's already gone...
Roommate 2: Damn it, well I guess it's your turn to go to the PUMP and get some!
Roommate 2: Yeah, why?
Roommate 1: Because it's already gone...
Roommate 2: Damn it, well I guess it's your turn to go to the PUMP and get some!
P.U.M.P. by CameronCrazie September 11, 2012
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