U.F.C 

where you beat the shit out of people and not go to jail

U.F.C= bro im in U.F.C dont fuck with me

U.F.C by canyouhandlethetruth March 6, 2015

F.U.F.C.

Stands for F. U. Fire Crotch. Used when an annoying red-head starts getting on nerves or is just generally aggravating.

Paris Hilton Wannabe: Hey, like, party at, like, my house!
Lindsay Lohan Idolizer: Can I come??
Paris Hilton Wannabe: F.U.F.C.!!

F.U.F.C. by didntusemyrealname October 3, 2009

B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S 

Bureau of Unregulated Tournaments For Urban Corn Hole Statistics... An organization dedicated to tracking unregulated cornhole matches and keeping records of the results. The organization was formed in Aug. 2004 in response to the growing number of cornhole tournaments taking place outside of standardized tournament format. Since it's insurrection, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have documented over 22,000 matches and the statistics thereof. Urbanized cornhole matches have become a major concern for tournament cornhole activists. The B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have worked tirelessly to alieviate the corncerns of the B.I.T.C.H. (Bureau of International Tournament Corn Holers), the governing body of all tournament cornhole matches.

Stop cornholing, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. are here.

B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S by Rich Davis July 14, 2008

F.C.U.K. 

The abbreviation for the over-priced, yuppified clothing store "French Connection United Kingdom" -- sells shirts that say "Too Busy to F.C.U.K" or "F.C.U.K. It"

"Like, oh-my-God! I have this $200 gift certificate from F.C.U.K. and I so do not know what to buy!"

F.C.U.K. by Ally Ooops October 26, 2003

F.U.C.K 

There are several urban-legend fake etymologies postulating an acronymic origin for the word. In the most popular version, it is said that the word "fuck" came from Irish law. If a couple committing adultery were "Found Under Carnal Knowledge" they would be penalized, with "FUCK" written on the stocks above them to denote the crime. Alternative explanations for "fuck" as an acronym for adultery pin it as "Fornication Under Cardinal/Carnal Knowledge". Another story is that it was written in the log book as "FUCK" when people in the military or navy who had homosexual intercourse were being punished. Variants of this include "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge",

In other words your F.U.C.K'D

F.U.C.K by ~*~Manda~*~ December 28, 2005

F.U.C.K.

This acronym never was. It is an attempt to make an acronym out of the word FUCK, which origins date back several centuries and has always had a meaning associated with the sexual act, and this is the reason that it was taboo to include it in printed books; which has only made it more difficult to get to the origin of the word. The word may have been derived from a man named: "John le Fucker", a scoundrel and a cad, possibly even a sexual predator, as early as 1278. From this, others were compared to this man, i.e.: "You're just another fucker.", and also the reason prostitutes refer to their clients as "Johns". Printed usage of the current spelling dates back to a 15th century poem. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, called "Flen flyys," written in a mixture of Bastard Latin and Middle English about some wayward Monks. The relevant line (in B.L.) reads: "Non sunt in celi quia fuccant uuiuys of heli", which translated means: "They the monks are not in heaven because they fuck the wives of Ely.". Monks were supposed to be celibate (not engaging in sexual relations), hence the reason they would not be in heaven as the poem states. Ely, the town referenced in the poem, is a small town near Cambridge, England. The best acronym I've ever heard for F.U.C.K. is shown below:

I was once taught that F.U.C.K. stood for "From Understanding Comes Kindness", which is another way of describing the tender act of lovemaking.

F.U.C.K. by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008

C.U.F 

Acronym for cash up front. Money is to be paid before goods and or services are recieved.

"a decision we both know
was a bad move
fam was ya street crew
where did that land you

plans for a big move
one haul C.U.F
then life'll be def
80k you were sposed to net"

CSB - Too far gone (eating now lp)

C.U.F by Dj wReck July 31, 2008