The nuclear option for breaking up with a live-in significant other. Take the day off and move all of their stuff out into the truck while they are at work and change the locks for the domicile. The “dirty bomb” variant is to pack a trailer instead of a truck and push it down a hill.
by Rhern85 April 10, 2019
by CanadaLizbian February 17, 2009
A word used to describe lesbians who move very quickly toward commitment. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians bring to a second date? A: a U-haul.
Jennifer and Melissa are the classic U-haul couple; they moved in together after only knowing each other a month!
by smirkingdiva December 31, 2009
n. A word used to describe a large group of lesbians, similar to a herd of cattle or a school of fish. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians do on a second date? A: Rent a U-haul.
I was walking around the mall the other day when I was blindsided by a U-haul of lesbians. I followed them to Home Depot, though, and got some excellent home improvement tips.
by Kdubbie August 16, 2005
A U-Haul lesbian is a LGBTQ+ (specifically lesbian) term for a lesbian who gets attached very quickly. The joke that goes along with this term is “What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul.” Because they get so attached that they bring a moving truck to move in immediately with their significant other.
by jawanna blowme? January 07, 2020
by B-Unit loo November 12, 2008
A terrible affliction that affects lesbians. Also known as the "urge to merge," U-Haul Syndrome refers to the freakish desire of lesbians to move in together after dating for an extremely short amount of time.
Luke: Yo Cam, where's your roommate?
Cam: Oh, Anna, she moved in with her lesbian lover.
Luke: They've been together three weeks.
Cam: Oh, I know: U-Haul Syndrome. Big time.
Cam: Oh, Anna, she moved in with her lesbian lover.
Luke: They've been together three weeks.
Cam: Oh, I know: U-Haul Syndrome. Big time.
by Dougy Fresh Cataluña December 04, 2007