U-haul 

A word used to describe lesbians who move very quickly toward commitment. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians bring to a second date? A: a U-haul.

Jennifer and Melissa are the classic U-haul couple; they moved in together after only knowing each other a month!

U-haul by smirkingdiva December 31, 2009

U-haul 

n. A word used to describe a large group of lesbians, similar to a herd of cattle or a school of fish. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians do on a second date? A: Rent a U-haul.

I was walking around the mall the other day when I was blindsided by a U-haul of lesbians. I followed them to Home Depot, though, and got some excellent home improvement tips.

U-haul by Kdubbie September 6, 2005

U-Haul 

The nuclear option for breaking up with a live-in significant other. Take the day off and move all of their stuff out into the truck while they are at work and change the locks for the domicile. The “dirty bomb” variant is to pack a trailer instead of a truck and push it down a hill.

Bitch never did the dishes so I took a sick day and U-Hauled her.

U-Haul by Rhern85 April 10, 2019

U-Haul 

When a girl drags a man around by his cock and balls.

I can’t believe Max got a U-Haul at the bar last night.

U-Haul by Br08 February 26, 2022

U-Haul Lesbian 

A U-Haul lesbian is a LGBTQ+ (specifically lesbian) term for a lesbian who gets attached very quickly. The joke that goes along with this term is “What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul.” Because they get so attached that they bring a moving truck to move in immediately with their significant other.

I went on a date with a U-Haul lesbian. She annoyed me so much that I won’t go on a second date.

U-Haul Lesbian by jawanna blowme? January 7, 2020

U-Haul Syndrome

A terrible affliction that affects lesbians. Also known as the "urge to merge," U-Haul Syndrome refers to the freakish desire of lesbians to move in together after dating for an extremely short amount of time.

Luke: Yo Cam, where's your roommate?
Cam: Oh, Anna, she moved in with her lesbian lover.
Luke: They've been together three weeks.
Cam: Oh, I know: U-Haul Syndrome. Big time.

U-Haul Syndrome by Dougy Fresh Cataluña December 30, 2007

U-haul lesbian 

These are Lesbians that after meeting someone tend to move in with that person right away. It is a very unhealthy type of behavior that stems from their inability to date the preferred sex when they were younger for fear of retaliation or chiding.

Claire is such a U-Haul Lesbian, she met JoJo last week and they have already moved in together.

U-haul lesbian by Dr. Battleship DeCock March 14, 2008