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If you find a Tytis your really lucky! He is super hot with amazing blue eyes. He is really good at sports(basketball). He could make you laugh at any moment of the day! He is super loving, caring, and will stick by your side if you need something. A Tytis has amazing hair!
Girl 1: omg is that a Tytis
Girl 2: sure is

Girl 1: a Tytis is super hot

Girl 2: I know right! If he was mine it would be a dream come true!
Girl 1: I would die
Tytis by Chickennugget 💙 June 26, 2018
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Tytis is the sexiest brown skin your ever meet. Don’t get on his bad side EVER! If he is in love with you know that he means it! Never mess with him Ever! He is funny, caring, kind, and hella cute. He is really good at basketball. He is so creative, and loyal. If you know a tytis don’t let him leave your life!
“Who you calling a squirrel”
“Tytis is mighty fine”
Tytis by Bitchnmyisryan April 13, 2019
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Tytis • Tytus • tyeisha • Tytiana • Typist • tyris • tyvis • Titistics • tyisha • tyise

Titistics 

Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.
You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!

With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
Titistics by wanwanwan September 26, 2022

gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003
She’s a beautiful, sassy and resilient Queen who takes no bullshit. Be careful as she may be the sweetest girl or the rudest person with no feelings. It all depends on how you try to perceive her. Oh and she’s sexy, down to earth and smart. Can’t pull a fast one on her even if you succeed you will never find a genuine vibe like her’s. Good luck trying 💋
I’m so tired of Tynisha, she too much. It’s good to be Tynisha cause she’s herself . They hate Tynisha, but could never understand why they angry and she’s not. Tynisha is the example of how to ignore ignorance and focus on prevailing, can’t sweat the small things they become drastic.
Tynisha by PrettyScorpio26 January 23, 2018
The disease in which one is unable to type grammar correctly and cannot spell words correctly.
Person a: Hey Person B how are you?
Person b: In doinf werk hoe are to

Person a: What
Person b: Sort typis
Typis by Eat_Applez January 2, 2023

Gusset typist 

The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.
Gusset typist by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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