TyrannosauruSS 

The one true soulmate to the TaradactylSS, this rare creature is the definition of perfection. Breathtakingly gorgeous inside and out, just being in his presence is pure joy. Conversating with him comes easy and natural, but also distracting because of his insane good looks. You may find yourself lost in his eyes or staring at his lips wishing you could be kissing them because they are out of this world. He is the best part of your whole day and any time away from him feels like an eternity. He's everything and more you could ever ask for; smart, funny, witty, and crazy sexy. Just like a lamborghini, driving him in him is an absolute dream come true. You'll find yourself wanting to keep driving over and over again because he handles so fucking smoothly.

That tyrannosauruSS is such a smoke show in his suit pants.
I want to PMR that tyrannosauruSS for life.

TyrannosauruSS by Tear a dactyl October 17, 2021

TyrannosauruSS 

The one true soulmate to the TaradactylSS, this rare creature is the definition of perfection. Breathtakingly gorgeous inside and out, just being in his presence is pure joy. Conversating with him comes easy and natural, but also distracting because of his insane good looks. You may find yourself lost in his eyes or staring at his lips wishing you could be kissing them because they are out of this world. He is the best part of your whole day and any time away from him feels like an eternity. He's everything you could ever possibly want; funny, smart, witty, and insanely sexy. Just like a lamborghini, driving him is an absolute dream come true. You'll want to just keep driving him over and over again because he handles so fucking smoothly.

That tyrannosauruSS is a total smoke show in his suit pants.

I want to PMR that tyrannosauruSS for life.

TyrannosauruSS by Tear a dactyl October 17, 2021

tyrannosaurus rex 

The humblest of all God's creatures. Capable of single handedly stopping alien invasions...

In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

tyrannosaurus rex by Mr Simon October 8, 2012

tyrannosaurus rekt 

This is used when simply saying "rekt" (shortened from of "wrecked") will not do. If you think someone has just delivered the world's sickest burn, this is the word to use. If you are an annoying twelve-year-old who has just gotten an extremely lucky kill in Call of Duty, this is what you say (see below).

Xxx_cooldude58_xxX: Just 420 noscoped you midair m8, tyrannosaurus rekt!

tyrannosaurus rekt by 165your4 October 31, 2014

tyrannosaurus wrecked 

A phrase describing one's extreme intoxication

Guy 1: oh man, you really loved those jaeger bombs last night...
Guy 2: yeah, i was tyrannosaurus wrecked!

tyrannosaurus wrecked by fatcat2040 March 23, 2008

tyrannosaurus mouth

A mouth that emits the stench of rotting flesh usually caused by the consumption of too much meat without flossing afterward. The effect is especially pronounced the morning after the meat consumption.

God damn! Get away from me with that tyrannosaurus mouth! Your breath smells like roadkill.

tyrannosaurus mouth by leporinis January 24, 2010

tyrannosaurus specs 

The bigger, the smarter.
Giant glasses worn by nerds, John Denver, or the new wave kids of 2010. These glasses have no value attracting others sexually, or any type of compliment to ones face whatsoever.

Please do not wear Tyrannosaurus specs anymore. I would provide an example, but that would involve further knowledge of these glasses. I'm going to just Fahrenheit 451 this shit and YOU, just forget you ever read this definition and JUST stay away from over sized bifocals.

tyrannosaurus specs by pseudonimrod July 27, 2010