"Tyrant lizard king", the second most badass dinosaur out there, only following the velociraptor. Sure you can make fun of it's little arms but be prepared to get fucked up because this big ass mother fucker doesn't play around. If you see one of these don't even bother running because you don't stand a chance.
by Anon12346764 June 11, 2015
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When you take your girlfriend out for a romantic date at the local natural history museum, before luring her to you house and proceeding to forcefully and passionately sodomize her with the weight of a full grown hippopotamus.
Want to get freaky and Tyrannosaurus later, Sara?
by GangstaTargaryn May 08, 2019
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When your having sex with a girl and you tell her to trust you, so you put a blindfold on her and she’ll open her mouth and you shit in her mouth. She’ll ask why is it spiny? Then you tell her to take off the blindfold. She will be disgusted and won’t want to touch it while she screams and spits it out with her arms bent therefore looking like a T-Rex
Guy: Your girlfriend bit on my dick while she was sucking, so I gave her The Tyrannosaurus
by BeamFam January 13, 2020
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Giant glasses worn by nerds, John Denver, or the new wave kids of 2010. These glasses have no value attracting others sexually, or any type of compliment to ones face whatsoever.
Please do not wear Tyrannosaurus specs anymore. I would provide an example, but that would involve further knowledge of these glasses. I'm going to just Fahrenheit 451 this shit and YOU, just forget you ever read this definition and JUST stay away from over sized bifocals.
by pseudonimrod July 27, 2010
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The humblest of all God's creatures. Capable of single handedly stopping alien invasions...
In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
by Mr Simon October 08, 2012
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This is used when simply saying "rekt" (shortened from of "wrecked") will not do. If you think someone has just delivered the world's sickest burn, this is the word to use. If you are an annoying twelve-year-old who has just gotten an extremely lucky kill in Call of Duty, this is what you say (see below).
Xxx_cooldude58_xxX: Just 420 noscoped you midair m8, tyrannosaurus rekt!
by 165your4 October 31, 2014
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A phrase describing one's extreme intoxication
Guy 1: oh man, you really loved those jaeger bombs last night...
Guy 2: yeah, i was tyrannosaurus wrecked!
by fatcat2040 March 23, 2008
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