Typur

is the best person

Typur is cool

by Typur1 September 20, 2025

Tylur

someone that believes the Illuminati is out to get them, bush did 9/11 and vaccine causes autism.

Did you go out and buy all that silver?. You are such a Tylur!

by kenjina69 May 28, 2019

Typr

Something apparently that cannot be done.

I warned you I can't typr.

by Snaily17 February 24, 2017

Crotch Typer

Some who is so obsessed with portable texting devices. When you think of this person, you picture them staring down at the iPhone or Blackberry.

Would you stop being a crotch typer and join in on our non-virtual conversation here!!!

by martijaz April 17, 2010

Hunt and Peck Typer

Literally the worst insult you can imagine. Saying this will end someone's career in one blow. They (and their bloodline) will have no employment opportunities and will likely die from the roast. Saying this is the easiest way to induce mass genocide.

"Hey man, I bought some bepis, do you--"
"STFU, you're just a hunt and peck typer."
---Has an aneurysm and dies---

by ExistentialBipes July 25, 2018

typerventilating

sending messages through instant messaging in a rapidly sequential intervals.

I could barely follow the conversation; she was typerventilating like a madwoman!

by ExaRox February 9, 2009

Typoretardism

1. The unintentional and incorrect spelling of a desired word, or indeed putting the WRONG word instead.

2. A funky word for typos.

3. A chronic illness that prevents the correct spelling of words. (Not to be confused with dyslexia)

(*Typoretardism usually occurs when a person tries to type in darkness, misplaces fingers on a keyboard or thinks faster than they type and write the wrong word.)

Example 1-

Leah: Lily Allen and Country Love were fighting on Twitter
Jamie: Country? you mean Courtney XD
Leah: LOL XD
Jamie: Typoretardism

Example 2-

Jamie: Makes England look comparitively DRY
Jamie: mind you England is still like 50% of the worlds wettets
Jamie: wettest*
Leah: TYPORETARDISM!!!!
Jamie: wettest

by Leif Kapranos & Englishman March 7, 2010