noun. A conversation held via instant messaging that is more extensive than a chat. Typically found in business environments when participants are stranded on a long conference call they really didn't need to be on.
Jim: "Man that stupid conference call on the budget lasted 2 hours, I'm so far behind now"
Mike: "Dude, you should have joined us. The rest of us had about an hour of typeversation on AIM and got all caught up on our project, then ragged on the boss the rest of the time."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.