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Typolytis 

Typolytis is a condition which most often affects those who do a great deal of online messaging, social networking or sometimes when just typing in general. Sometimes people such as this have typed so much and on a bad day will make constant spelling mistakes or typographical errors, one after the other.
Jill: Hi' how arey ou tody/?
Jack: WTF??
Jiil: Oops sorry hving a typolytis attack today! My typins ReALLY bad!!@

Jack: OK
Typolytis by Valley_Cat February 22, 2011
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typoitis 

The name for a type of mental illness. When you have that special kind of OCD where, when texting, you spot a typo after you hit send and MUST send a correction immediately after, usually included with an asterisk (*)
Man, you don't have to always correct your spelling to me in our texts, you know.

Yeah, I know, I cant help it, I have Typoitis.
typoitis by pseudojulie September 1, 2016
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Typoeyetis 

A fictional disease (potentially involving hand eye coordination or fat fingers) where one has many typos while texting on any mobile device often rendering the text or sentence unreadable.

In other words, severe typos
Person 1: how awr yuo todaf?
Person 2: whoa that was some serious typoeyetis OR your typoeyetis is kicking up again
Typoeyetis by captainwoahin October 4, 2020
The act of performing repeated spelling error (especially on easy words) while chatting in a chatroom. Extremely contagious.
I had awesome brger for luch today... *burger...geez, my typotis is getting worse by the day.
typotis by sweetchoc February 23, 2008

typolitis 

A person who constantly makes typos.Usually on facebook chats and comments.People who suffer from Typolitis type sentence's which are barely readable ,although close friends understand your condition and get used to what yout trying to say.
Simon:Hi Tracey,Hwos your dya beeen?
Tracey:LOL... dude your typolitis is playing up again!!
typolitis by Slainte6 February 20, 2011

Typoritis 

A condition caused while typing which causes alot of typos to be made.
"I'm sorry, I've been suffering from Typoritis lately."
Typoritis by Moocowfarm June 12, 2009
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