Tenoritis 

A disease which primarily afflicts altos, causing them to stop being roped into boring harmonies that you can't even hear over the sopranos and start singing with the tenors, usually better and with more power. Despite being a disease, it is often considered a blessing to those with true tenor ranges who are being held down by the man and/or traditional gender roles.

Conductor: Alex, I didn't hear you on that harmony.
Alex: Sorry, man, I've got tenoritis.

Jill: Kat, I'm so sick of not being heard.
Kat: Let's go sing with Lilly, she's got tenoritis. It's super contagious.

Tenoritis by qree May 13, 2010

senoritis 

A condition peculiar to high school seniors, hence the subword "senor" in senoritis. Symptons include a general apathy towards classes, homework, future i.e. college applications, restlessness and a "cannot do" attitude to surmountable school load.

Ever since Johnny complained about having Senoritis, his grades have been slipping greatly. I wonder if he can make it for the graduation.

senoritis by ocdsufferer September 13, 2006

tetritis

an inflammatory condition of the thumbs caused by excessive playing of the video game Tetris.

Rick - Another round Paul? Jesus H. Macy! Your thumbs! They look like they belong on your feet!

Paul - Yeah, yeah, it's just tetritis. We playing or what?

tetritis by smarfling January 7, 2011

Tenuritis 

1. An affliction that disrupts economies of academic production that is most commonly observed amongst academics who have received tenure and give no fucks about 'outcomes', 'metrics' and basically getting any measurable shit done. Not to be confused with laziness or incompetence, or even aloofness; the causes are usually benevolent, but symptoms manifest towards early career researchers that have never known the luxury of free thought. Secondary symptoms can include,

1a. The affliction contributes to bizarre and sometimes non-sensical claims from research data that may, or may not exist, but have to be argued against anyways.

1b. The affliction may create relations where tenured academics end up peer-reviewing their own work through various boards, committees and editorial guidance to ensure their old ideas continue to circulate and are counted towards publication schemes, even if they're not sure what this means.

"'Did we get that paper in for publication on time?' 'No, prof. x Tenuritis' was acting up so no one gets the publication point'"
"My work with you shows that I'm interested and willing to collaborate on this project, however my tenuritis prohibits me from creating outcomes that will help you secure employment"
"I can't wait to get Tenuritis! I'm going to collage the shit out of some landscape paintings and then have my board buy them up and then BOOM - I'm Bric-à-bracking my way to head of school!"

Tenuritis by ECRfodder November 8, 2013

Senoritis 

The disease most seniors get when about to graduate from highschool. Results in bad grades, slacking of, or incesent partying.

1. "Man, how did Carol fail that test? She's a straight A student."
"Oh, I think she just got a bad case of senoritis."

Senoritis by mi. April 8, 2008

Trevoritis 

A disease where you only want to be with girls younger than you repeatedly.

"Whoa! Look at the girl, I want to be with her!" - Bob
"Dude shes 15 and youre 30, dont tell me you have trevoritis." -Larry
"Shutup you have Justinitis" -Bob

Trevoritis by Mc SexyPants December 11, 2013

Tenorris 

Strong brave kind sexy smart tall king sent from heaven

Be more like Tenorris

Tenorris by Norrisu May 9, 2023