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when you and your best friend twin at losing in life
me: i burnt my tongue
her: me too
me: twosing
twosing by twosers December 11, 2016
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Sharing a cigarette with one other person, where one person smokes half and the other finishes off the remainder of the cigarette.
They were twosing a cigarette because it was the last cigarette between the the two of them
Twosing by HaffyQOmar July 3, 2019
(v): the act of entertaining oneself in a small, small town.
I was just taosing around pensacola, what are you up to?
taosing by Connor 2.0 May 21, 2006

ten to twoing it 

the motion you make while smoking meth in a glass dick.
"To smoke" would turn into "smoking",
"ten to two" would turn into "ten to twoing it".
A euphemism for self gratification, particularly for females. 'Two' meaning 'using two fingers to pleasure oneself' and 'bing' meaning 'if you hit the spot just right, it goes BING!' (as in, a buzzer in a game show).
"Are you going twobing again?"
"Shut up! I have needs too!"
twobing by FileCurropted September 25, 2007
to bake a cake, or just having sex with people in a way that its so fun its like baking a cake
Greg and Sarah were twasing so much last night that Gregs roomate had to sleep outside
twasing by twas master October 13, 2014

twofingermagic 

To twofingermagic is to put two fingers, preferably the index and middle finger deep inside ones throat in order to produce a gagging reflex. One can only 'twofingermagic' voluntary, this is producing the gagging reflex without it is nessecary *yet*. You magically avoid being sick and having to vomit after drinking to much sauce.
Once nausiated to the point of vomiting, one can no longer perform twofingermagic, one can only vomit and be miserable about it.
Tycho twofingermagicked after drinking a bottle of wodka and eating a large amount of cheese.
twofingermagic by Gastronanga May 12, 2006
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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