Twoing

When you plan to do something or go somewhere and figure out a second reason to do it.

Twoing saves me time, money and energy. I'm twoing this journey by shopping and collecting the kids.

Twoing by eRYANO June 4, 2020

ten to twoing it 

the motion you make while smoking meth in a glass dick.

"To smoke" would turn into "smoking",
"ten to two" would turn into "ten to twoing it".

ten to twoing it by brandon's wife May 21, 2004

five-twoing

Practicing the mushroom microdosing protocol suggested by mycologist, Paul Stamets, of five days on, two off.

Dan: Steve's been super sharp lately
Kate: Yup, he's been killing it since he started five-twoing

five-twoing by jetpants April 30, 2020

twoincher 

a small penis (specifically 2 inches in length).

pronounced twoin. cher.

Bubba has a twoincher!

twoincher by raunchyfart February 11, 2010

twinges on the hinges

another way of saying arthritis

Sister : Dad can't come snowboarding next week bro!

Brother : Why not?

Sister : You know, the old twinges on the hinges again!!

Brother : Oh yeah, forgot how old he was getting!

twinges on the hinges by bubble28 December 23, 2008

twingle butt hair 

an asshair that gets pulled by underwear.

i think its time to wax, i just felt a twingle butt hair.

twingle butt hair by da trick biatch November 28, 2005

Heart Twinges 

when you love someone to such a degree that heart just twinges each time you think about them. You love them with every thing you have and you always will. you are overwhelmed by how much they love you and care for you so much. to have a heart twinge is the most precious experience ever.

i loveee youuu so much... my heart twinges everything i think of you... which happens to be 168 hours a week. <3 <3 <3

Heart Twinges by logomokashoe July 7, 2010