twoop

To twitter while pooping.

Twitter in the bathroom? Yeah, I was twooping.

by TQuizzle April 6, 2009

twoop

To have twin bowel movements, usually without the aid of diarrhea. The movements may be identical or fraternal.

I thought I was done, but I went back to the bathroom and had a twoop.

by The Twooper April 10, 2009

twooping

The act of tweeting whilst going #2.

"That chick in the last stall is twooping".

by dragginphly June 7, 2009

Twooping

The art of Tweeting while Pooping via any mobile device while in the bathroom.

DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"

OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"

by PirateSteve27 September 23, 2011

Twooping

An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.

We went clubbing and some drunk bitch started twooping. My clothes are eternally fucked.

by Lord Sexius the Great March 12, 2015

#Twooping

When you twoop but you have to add the hashtag so people can find the Tweet.

"Taking a huge shit #twooping"

by TheOnlyIntellect April 28, 2018

Twoop

To engage the method of dance known as twerking while simultaneously defecating.

Miley Cyrus enjoys twerking in public, but has yet to show the world she can really twoop.

by MorgDaddy01 September 18, 2013