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Something you tweet about in Twitter, that later becomes a source of embarrassment for you
Sharon has been tweeting about her boss; One of her colleague had seen it and reported to her boss. She had a tough time covering up her twoops
Twoops by Santy_India January 12, 2010
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When a person gets pregnant by accident and thinks shit can't get worse but then they find out there is two on the way.
Me: Yo my life blows.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.
Twoops by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010
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crack troops 

special military troops.

Synonyms: elite troops, rapid deployment troops, special troops, storm troops.

(Believe it or not, it has nothing to do with crack cocaine. This term has been used since before jesus was born. Sun Tzu, the man who wrote "The Art of War" well over 2000 years ago used this term in his writings. Of course, back then, people who used the coca plant didn't call it crack.)

This term was simply based on the analogy that employing these troops could create "cracks" in an enemy's military structure or strategy.
"Do not follow a feigned retreat. Do not attack crack troops" -Sun Tzu "The Art of War" (the book on Armed Struggle)
crack troops by adam28781206 January 19, 2011

cherry troops 

These are military troops who have not drawn enemy blood in combat.
After that attack, we don't have many more cherry troops.
cherry troops by I, Wreckerrr March 16, 2021

troopsome 

noun. A troopsome is when a guy has sex with his little cousin and her entire girl scout troop.
My buddy Eric went to the father-daughter dance with his cousint, then took her and her girl scout troop back to his place for a full out troopsome.
troopsome by OOOOO BILLLLY December 29, 2007

support our troops 

by far the most successful propaganda catch phrase in American history

If you don't support the war, than people assume that you don't support the troops either, and for that you must be a selfish, malignant coward who doesn't respect the sacrifice that these amazing men and women apparently give for our freedom

Unfortunately the average American citizen is so brainwashed by mainstream news that they do not even realize that this is propaganda
John: I don't support the wars in the middle east. they're all completely blatant examples of imperialism
Jack: OMGWTF YOU DON'T SUPPORT OUR TROOPS YOU EVIL BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
support our troops by pasta776 March 17, 2012
To twitter while pooping.
Twitter in the bathroom? Yeah, I was twooping.
twoop by TQuizzle April 6, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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