Twoops

When a person gets pregnant by accident and thinks shit can't get worse but then they find out there is two on the way.

Me: Yo my life blows.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.

by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010

Twoops

Something you tweet about in Twitter, that later becomes a source of embarrassment for you

Sharon has been tweeting about her boss; One of her colleague had seen it and reported to her boss. She had a tough time covering up her twoops

by Santy_India January 12, 2010

twoop

To twitter while pooping.

Twitter in the bathroom? Yeah, I was twooping.

by TQuizzle April 6, 2009

twooping

The act of tweeting whilst going #2.

"That chick in the last stall is twooping".

by dragginphly June 6, 2009

Twooping

The art of Tweeting while Pooping via any mobile device while in the bathroom.

DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"

OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"

by PirateSteve27 September 23, 2011

Twooping

An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.

We went clubbing and some drunk bitch started twooping. My clothes are eternally fucked.

by Lord Sexius the Great March 12, 2015

#Twooping

When you twoop but you have to add the hashtag so people can find the Tweet.

"Taking a huge shit #twooping"

by TheOnlyIntellect May 31, 2018