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tootsie nips
Tyrone: Yo guys I got a sweet tooth tonight!
Friends: For what man?!
Tyrone: Them tootsie nips on that girl!!
Friends: For what man?!
Tyrone: Them tootsie nips on that girl!!
tootsie nips by Terrell Carmel March 31, 2013
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Toopsie • Tootsie Roll • tootsie • tootsie pop • Toosie • tootsies • toosie slide • Tootsie Rolling • Toopie • tootsie.r0lls
Nervous Tootsie
The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.
Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.
Nervous Tootsie by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020
toosie slide
toosie slide by Derb27 March 13, 2021
tootsie roll exchange
When a person (or animal-- see below) defecates directly into the anus of a willing sexual partner. This is accomplished by both partners getting on their hands and knees, or laying on their backs with legs in the air, with their buttocks pressed together. With a lot of patience and experience, an expert pitcher and catcher can oftentimes maintain a back-and-forth for hours of pleasure.
It is widely debated whether or not the Tootsie Roll Exchange happens in nature, or if it is a man-made creation; this has caused a rift in the animal sex-science community, spurring many heated arguments, and even one slap-fight at the annual Animal Sexuality-Science Convention in Zurich (citation needed).
It is widely debated whether or not the Tootsie Roll Exchange happens in nature, or if it is a man-made creation; this has caused a rift in the animal sex-science community, spurring many heated arguments, and even one slap-fight at the annual Animal Sexuality-Science Convention in Zurich (citation needed).
tootsie roll exchange by clute April 1, 2011
toosier syndrome
Toosier syndrome is when a person(usually someone called toos) lasts full nights and probs days without any sleep. Symptoms include binge watching Netflix and tiktok. If you know someone with these symptoms and they don’t sleep and somehow are fine the next day then diagnose them with toosier syndrome.
toosier syndrome by sparklygurl April 12, 2020
Siamese tootsie roll
Duck taping two or more people together after loading them up with shrooms and burritos causing them to shit themselves all over each other.
“Things got out of hand last night. I tripped shit on some shrooms with my buddies and ended up in a Siamese tootsie roll.”
Siamese tootsie roll by Stolen originality September 12, 2020
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