I was wit my boys and the offered me crack, I didn't want to be Buzz Killington so I had to get down with the get down.
by Da215BigBen October 23, 2009
Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.
Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.
Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.
I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.
When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.
When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.
by Da215BigBen October 21, 2009
Me: "Where is my lunch...you didn't make my ham sandwich?
Wife: "Yeah I forgot so I'm giving you left over salad."
Me: "I dont want your shit sundae."
Wife: "Yeah I forgot so I'm giving you left over salad."
Me: "I dont want your shit sundae."
by Da215BigBen January 30, 2010
When statements made in media or in private induce rage because of a contadictory statement to what someone has said before.
Cleatus: I don't need big government making health decisions for me.
Jeff: Aren't you pro-life?
Cleatus: Yeah but its different...
Jeff: Fuuuuuu...that causes so much ContraRage you just dont understand.
Me watchin Britney circa 2008: "...womanizer, womanizer, I know what you are baby..."
Me watchin Britney Spears circa 2009:"...1,2,3, not only u and me but im caught in between..."
"Honey change the channel or I am going to have a ContraRage attack.
Jeff: Aren't you pro-life?
Cleatus: Yeah but its different...
Jeff: Fuuuuuu...that causes so much ContraRage you just dont understand.
Me watchin Britney circa 2008: "...womanizer, womanizer, I know what you are baby..."
Me watchin Britney Spears circa 2009:"...1,2,3, not only u and me but im caught in between..."
"Honey change the channel or I am going to have a ContraRage attack.
by Da215BigBen January 30, 2010
A jinx by a family member or friend that says" well at least you aint havin twins". Only for that exact thing to happen.
GrandMa: Well back in my day accidents didn't exist, but just be glad you aren't havin twins.
Me: Yeah you are right
9 months later
Baby 1:Whhhaaaaaaa
Baby:2Whaaaaaaa
Me: Noooooo, grandma you just had to twinx me didnt you?
Me: Yeah you are right
9 months later
Baby 1:Whhhaaaaaaa
Baby:2Whaaaaaaa
Me: Noooooo, grandma you just had to twinx me didnt you?
by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010
Euphemism for exposing penis for urination or sex.
Used as a joke for people you expect to have a little wiener.
A warning of potential eye damage due to penis flopping around.
Used as a joke for people you expect to have a little wiener.
A warning of potential eye damage due to penis flopping around.
My little brother said he was gonna sex his girl up, I said what you about to unleash the dragon.
My girl was laying on the bed dripping wet and i warned her not to look directly at me while unleashing the dragon for she may lose an eye.
My girl was laying on the bed dripping wet and i warned her not to look directly at me while unleashing the dragon for she may lose an eye.
by Da215BigBen October 23, 2009
The new slang term for female ejaculate. Comes from the depressing horn sound of a complete letdown for a word for female ejaculate.
My dude is a complete freak he loves sucking up my Whamp-Whamp.
I asked my teacher what a girl cumming is called and she said female ejaculate so I said I know how about we call it da Whamp-Whamp.
I asked my teacher what a girl cumming is called and she said female ejaculate so I said I know how about we call it da Whamp-Whamp.
by Da215BigBen October 23, 2009