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Me: Lew you can't say that shit bro.
Lew: Why cant I?
Me: Retard kids are NOT funny.
Lew: Yeah but IDGF fool
Lew: Why cant I?
Me: Retard kids are NOT funny.
Lew: Yeah but IDGF fool
by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010
Get the IDGF mug.When a person gets pregnant by accident and thinks shit can't get worse but then they find out there is two on the way.
Me: Yo my life blows.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.
by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010
Get the Twoops mug.A jinx by a family member or friend that says" well at least you aint havin twins". Only for that exact thing to happen.
GrandMa: Well back in my day accidents didn't exist, but just be glad you aren't havin twins.
Me: Yeah you are right
9 months later
Baby 1:Whhhaaaaaaa
Baby:2Whaaaaaaa
Me: Noooooo, grandma you just had to twinx me didnt you?
Me: Yeah you are right
9 months later
Baby 1:Whhhaaaaaaa
Baby:2Whaaaaaaa
Me: Noooooo, grandma you just had to twinx me didnt you?
by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010
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Get the Laxin mug.Yo son its Valentines day. I got some roses, champagne and some strawberries, I'm definitly gettin Da Juice Box tonight
by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010
Get the Da Juice Box mug.When statements made in media or in private induce rage because of a contadictory statement to what someone has said before.
Cleatus: I don't need big government making health decisions for me.
Jeff: Aren't you pro-life?
Cleatus: Yeah but its different...
Jeff: Fuuuuuu...that causes so much ContraRage you just dont understand.
Me watchin Britney circa 2008: "...womanizer, womanizer, I know what you are baby..."
Me watchin Britney Spears circa 2009:"...1,2,3, not only u and me but im caught in between..."
"Honey change the channel or I am going to have a ContraRage attack.
Jeff: Aren't you pro-life?
Cleatus: Yeah but its different...
Jeff: Fuuuuuu...that causes so much ContraRage you just dont understand.
Me watchin Britney circa 2008: "...womanizer, womanizer, I know what you are baby..."
Me watchin Britney Spears circa 2009:"...1,2,3, not only u and me but im caught in between..."
"Honey change the channel or I am going to have a ContraRage attack.
by Da215BigBen January 29, 2010
Get the ContraRage mug.Me: "Where is my lunch...you didn't make my ham sandwich?
Wife: "Yeah I forgot so I'm giving you left over salad."
Me: "I dont want your shit sundae."
Wife: "Yeah I forgot so I'm giving you left over salad."
Me: "I dont want your shit sundae."
by Da215BigBen January 29, 2010
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