Definitions by Da215BigBen

IDGF 

I Dont Give A Fuck
Not so much an apathy but complete disregard for feelings

Me: Lew you can't say that shit bro.
Lew: Why cant I?
Me: Retard kids are NOT funny.
Lew: Yeah but IDGF fool

IDGF by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010

Twoops 

When a person gets pregnant by accident and thinks shit can't get worse but then they find out there is two on the way.

Me: Yo my life blows.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.

Twoops by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010

Twinx 

A jinx by a family member or friend that says" well at least you aint havin twins". Only for that exact thing to happen.

GrandMa: Well back in my day accidents didn't exist, but just be glad you aren't havin twins.
Me: Yeah you are right
9 months later
Baby 1:Whhhaaaaaaa
Baby:2Whaaaaaaa
Me: Noooooo, grandma you just had to twinx me didnt you?

Twinx by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010

Laxin 

When ur chillin so much relaxing id too much to say

you:Yo whats up?
Me: nm, jus laxin

Laxin by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010

Da Juice Box 

euphamism for a womans lady parts

Yo son its Valentines day. I got some roses, champagne and some strawberries, I'm definitly gettin Da Juice Box tonight

Da Juice Box by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010

Shit Sundae 

Something horrible that someone else tries to sugar coat to no avail.

Me: "Where is my lunch...you didn't make my ham sandwich?
Wife: "Yeah I forgot so I'm giving you left over salad."
Me: "I dont want your shit sundae."

Shit Sundae by Da215BigBen January 29, 2010

ContraRage 

When statements made in media or in private induce rage because of a contadictory statement to what someone has said before.

Cleatus: I don't need big government making health decisions for me.
Jeff: Aren't you pro-life?
Cleatus: Yeah but its different...
Jeff: Fuuuuuu...that causes so much ContraRage you just dont understand.

Me watchin Britney circa 2008: "...womanizer, womanizer, I know what you are baby..."
Me watchin Britney Spears circa 2009:"...1,2,3, not only u and me but im caught in between..."
"Honey change the channel or I am going to have a ContraRage attack.

ContraRage by Da215BigBen January 29, 2010