11 definitions by Da215BigBen
I was wit my boys and the offered me crack, I didn't want to be Buzz Killington so I had to get down with the get down.
by Da215BigBen October 23, 2009
When statements made in media or in private induce rage because of a contadictory statement to what someone has said before.
Cleatus: I don't need big government making health decisions for me.
Jeff: Aren't you pro-life?
Cleatus: Yeah but its different...
Jeff: Fuuuuuu...that causes so much ContraRage you just dont understand.
Me watchin Britney circa 2008: "...womanizer, womanizer, I know what you are baby..."
Me watchin Britney Spears circa 2009:"...1,2,3, not only u and me but im caught in between..."
"Honey change the channel or I am going to have a ContraRage attack.
Jeff: Aren't you pro-life?
Cleatus: Yeah but its different...
Jeff: Fuuuuuu...that causes so much ContraRage you just dont understand.
Me watchin Britney circa 2008: "...womanizer, womanizer, I know what you are baby..."
Me watchin Britney Spears circa 2009:"...1,2,3, not only u and me but im caught in between..."
"Honey change the channel or I am going to have a ContraRage attack.
by Da215BigBen January 30, 2010
A jinx by a family member or friend that says" well at least you aint havin twins". Only for that exact thing to happen.
GrandMa: Well back in my day accidents didn't exist, but just be glad you aren't havin twins.
Me: Yeah you are right
9 months later
Baby 1:Whhhaaaaaaa
Baby:2Whaaaaaaa
Me: Noooooo, grandma you just had to twinx me didnt you?
Me: Yeah you are right
9 months later
Baby 1:Whhhaaaaaaa
Baby:2Whaaaaaaa
Me: Noooooo, grandma you just had to twinx me didnt you?
by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010
When a person gets pregnant by accident and thinks shit can't get worse but then they find out there is two on the way.
Me: Yo my life blows.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.
by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010
Euphemism for exposing penis for urination or sex.
Used as a joke for people you expect to have a little wiener.
A warning of potential eye damage due to penis flopping around.
Used as a joke for people you expect to have a little wiener.
A warning of potential eye damage due to penis flopping around.
My little brother said he was gonna sex his girl up, I said what you about to unleash the dragon.
My girl was laying on the bed dripping wet and i warned her not to look directly at me while unleashing the dragon for she may lose an eye.
My girl was laying on the bed dripping wet and i warned her not to look directly at me while unleashing the dragon for she may lose an eye.
by Da215BigBen October 23, 2009
Me: Lew you can't say that shit bro.
Lew: Why cant I?
Me: Retard kids are NOT funny.
Lew: Yeah but IDGF fool
Lew: Why cant I?
Me: Retard kids are NOT funny.
Lew: Yeah but IDGF fool
by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010
Me: "Where is my lunch...you didn't make my ham sandwich?
Wife: "Yeah I forgot so I'm giving you left over salad."
Me: "I dont want your shit sundae."
Wife: "Yeah I forgot so I'm giving you left over salad."
Me: "I dont want your shit sundae."
by Da215BigBen January 30, 2010