Me: Lew you can't say that shit bro.
Lew: Why cant I?
Me: Retard kids are NOT funny.
Lew: Yeah but IDGF fool
Lew: Why cant I?
Me: Retard kids are NOT funny.
Lew: Yeah but IDGF fool
by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010
Get the IDGF mug.Euphemism for exposing penis for urination or sex.
Used as a joke for people you expect to have a little wiener.
A warning of potential eye damage due to penis flopping around.
Used as a joke for people you expect to have a little wiener.
A warning of potential eye damage due to penis flopping around.
My little brother said he was gonna sex his girl up, I said what you about to unleash the dragon.
My girl was laying on the bed dripping wet and i warned her not to look directly at me while unleashing the dragon for she may lose an eye.
My girl was laying on the bed dripping wet and i warned her not to look directly at me while unleashing the dragon for she may lose an eye.
by Da215BigBen October 23, 2009
Get the Unleash The Dragon mug.Me: "Where is my lunch...you didn't make my ham sandwich?
Wife: "Yeah I forgot so I'm giving you left over salad."
Me: "I dont want your shit sundae."
Wife: "Yeah I forgot so I'm giving you left over salad."
Me: "I dont want your shit sundae."
by Da215BigBen January 29, 2010
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Get the Laxin mug.A jinx by a family member or friend that says" well at least you aint havin twins". Only for that exact thing to happen.
GrandMa: Well back in my day accidents didn't exist, but just be glad you aren't havin twins.
Me: Yeah you are right
9 months later
Baby 1:Whhhaaaaaaa
Baby:2Whaaaaaaa
Me: Noooooo, grandma you just had to twinx me didnt you?
Me: Yeah you are right
9 months later
Baby 1:Whhhaaaaaaa
Baby:2Whaaaaaaa
Me: Noooooo, grandma you just had to twinx me didnt you?
by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010
Get the Twinx mug.The new slang term for female ejaculate. Comes from the depressing horn sound of a complete letdown for a word for female ejaculate.
My dude is a complete freak he loves sucking up my Whamp-Whamp.
I asked my teacher what a girl cumming is called and she said female ejaculate so I said I know how about we call it da Whamp-Whamp.
I asked my teacher what a girl cumming is called and she said female ejaculate so I said I know how about we call it da Whamp-Whamp.
by Da215BigBen October 23, 2009
Get the Whamp-Whamp mug.When statements made in media or in private induce rage because of a contadictory statement to what someone has said before.
Cleatus: I don't need big government making health decisions for me.
Jeff: Aren't you pro-life?
Cleatus: Yeah but its different...
Jeff: Fuuuuuu...that causes so much ContraRage you just dont understand.
Me watchin Britney circa 2008: "...womanizer, womanizer, I know what you are baby..."
Me watchin Britney Spears circa 2009:"...1,2,3, not only u and me but im caught in between..."
"Honey change the channel or I am going to have a ContraRage attack.
Jeff: Aren't you pro-life?
Cleatus: Yeah but its different...
Jeff: Fuuuuuu...that causes so much ContraRage you just dont understand.
Me watchin Britney circa 2008: "...womanizer, womanizer, I know what you are baby..."
Me watchin Britney Spears circa 2009:"...1,2,3, not only u and me but im caught in between..."
"Honey change the channel or I am going to have a ContraRage attack.
by Da215BigBen January 29, 2010
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