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twompson 

A word invented by a Crackhead Named Gridly, whos aliases include "Griddles", "Grid" "Griswold", and others. Twompson by itself means 20, like 20" car rims. But when used with the word "Dub" it can describe a 40 oz. Beer.
"I need some scrilla so I can go down to the Liqour Store and buy some Dub Twompsons and get crunk. Shayzzz...."

Also,"Peep the twompsons on the cadillac right there. Shayzzz..."
twompson by Brett Kmart November 28, 2006
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Twompson 

$20 or a dub of drugs
“Can you spot me a twompson of hard?” “Hey babe, I’m gonna go grab cigarettes, let me get a twompson”
Twompson by Scummie Oner March 29, 2023

heavy thompson 

A heavy Thompson is a blackjack or dice bet where the player increases his stake significantly in order to win money back from previous losing bets
Tony was losing but then placed one Heavy Thompson bet on the hard eight and got it all back

Dave lost a heavy Thompson bet at the end so went home skint
heavy thompson by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

Jack Thompson 

The guy who believes that games cause violence and starts many court cases against them. He is actually just introducing a scapegoat that kids can blame when they kill someone
Jack Thompson is really freakin moronic
Jack Thompson by Syco_Simon June 26, 2005

Jack Thompson 

a activist who pointed out that "in every school shooting, we find the kids who pull the trigger are video gamers", despite the fact that the majority of male teenagers play cod and halo, and many of them don't grow up to murder someone.
Jack Thompson: that kid who shot the other kid at school played cod! That's proof that video games brainwash teenager's minds!
Random guy: the kid he shot played cod too.
Jack Thompson by thecakeisn'talie August 16, 2010

Noah Thompson 

A boy with some Malaysian in him. He loves the Lord and is a great friend.
Noah Thompson crushes at Mario Cart!

Brett Thompson

A popular Youtuber That has a cat named Zazzles. If your not subbed to him. You need to. It’s worth it
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