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Two Men in one Cat 

What the fuck did you just google
You just fucking looked up Two Men in one Cat in hopes to watch a cat being raped by two men what the fuck are you doing with your life

two men walk into a bar 

The start of another boring, bland, and overused joke.
Two men walk into a bar. Nothing else proceeds to happen.

Two Men Kissing 

WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING THIS UP????
DID U WANT TO SEE TWO MEN KISSING????
YOU LIKE MEN..... YOU LIKE KISSING....
YOU LIKE MEN KISSING
YEA YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
You literally wanted to see two men kissing but guess what? I'm not dirty minded so I won't show you and you're a wierd faggot if you searched this up.
Two Men Kissing by RandomGuyIsCool November 29, 2022

two men with one tesco credit card 

man i wish that those two men with one tesco credit card was up my japside too....

two fat men 

A name for MSN becuase of its little logo thing
lets have a chat about politics on two fat men
two fat men by Sam King January 10, 2009

Two and a Half Men 

A comedy show on CBS, based originally on Charlie Harper, played by Charlie Sheen. A hedonistic bachelor and jingle writer who spends his time drinking, womanizing and gambling. His life changes for the worse when his divorced brother Alan and nephew Jake move in.
I'm bored, let's watch Two and a Half Men.
Two and a Half Men by Online Fan November 19, 2016
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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