Two Men

Now, it's two men. Is about two men who get into all kinds of scrapes.

Mark: This could be your last bath
Phil: Now we're just two men

by Mark Buys August 22, 2017

Two Men in one Cat

What the fuck did you just google

You just fucking looked up Two Men in one Cat in hopes to watch a cat being raped by two men what the fuck are you doing with your life

by swagmeansecretlywearegay September 26, 2019

two men walk into a bar

The start of another boring, bland, and overused joke.

Two men walk into a bar. Nothing else proceeds to happen.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021

Two Men Kissing

WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING THIS UP????
DID U WANT TO SEE TWO MEN KISSING????
YOU LIKE MEN..... YOU LIKE KISSING....
YOU LIKE MEN KISSING
YEA YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

You literally wanted to see two men kissing but guess what? I'm not dirty minded so I won't show you and you're a wierd faggot if you searched this up.

by RandomGuyIsCool November 29, 2022

two men with one tesco credit card

gay porn.

man i wish that those two men with one tesco credit card was up my japside too....

by gayiwishiwas March 28, 2011

two fat men

A name for MSN becuase of its little logo thing

lets have a chat about politics on two fat men

by Sam King January 10, 2009

Two and a Half Men

A comedy show on CBS, based originally on Charlie Harper, played by Charlie Sheen. A hedonistic bachelor and jingle writer who spends his time drinking, womanizing and gambling. His life changes for the worse when his divorced brother Alan and nephew Jake move in.

I'm bored, let's watch Two and a Half Men.

by Online Fan November 19, 2016